A knock could be heard from the door.
Y/N - I'll get it!
She goes to the door. She was about 12 steps away from the door when it busted open to reveal Author Chan dragging someone by collar. Author Chan threw the person all the way across the room. He was flying above Y/N
Y/N stood there wide eyed as she looked at the figure go above her, surprisingly slowly.
Bendy - Alright, why is everything slow mo?!
Cuphead - I should stop smoking.
Then the figure landed all the way to the backyard.
Boris - Okay, you really killed someone this time Author Chan.
Author Chan - Psh if he dies, I have a plan.
All of the crew went to the backyard and saw the figure unconscious. They all realized who this figure was and it was Oswald! But, younger?
Boris - Bad Author Chan! You just killed Mr. Mickey's brother!
Author Chan - No need to be upset, this one's the jerk.
Boris - STILL
Author Chan rolled her eyes and summoned in a portal. A blonde woman with wings and a staff and have like white armor fell from the portal. (If you haven't guessed yet, its Mercy from Overwatch!)
Mercy - What am I doing here?
Author Chan - Hey, can you uh bring this bunny jerk back to life?
Author Chan said while pointing to the unconscious body.
Mercy - I can't resurrect people from the dead
Author Chan mentally facepalmed for not remembering.
Author Chan - But can you just check on him?
Mercy - I can do that
Mercy looked for a pulse from Oswald, did whatever the heck to check if he's alive and what not.
Mercy - He is not even dead.
Everyone let out a sigh of relief. Author Chan mumbled something under her breath and shook her head.
Mugman - Well that's good at least.
Author Chan - Alrighty, thanks female Medic
Mercy - Its Mercy, don't compare me to him, my skills are far beyond his.
Author Chan - I know, don't really care.
Author Chan then summoned another portal underneath Mercy.
Mercy let out a squeak as she fell. Then the portal closes.
Author Chan dragged Oswald by the collar again.
Boris - Hey Author Chan! At least be gentle with him!
Author Chan rolled her eyes and carried him bridal style
Author Chan - Happy?
Both Boris and Mugman nodded. Author Chan teleported him to a spare bedroom. Then she teleports back to the kitchen to get some food.
Y/N goes to her room and flops onto bed. Then Cuphead bursts through the door.
Y/N fell off of bed from surprisement causing Cuphead to snicker.
Cuphead - Here, your papers and scripts.
Cuphead went to the side of bed, the side where Y/N fell off
Y/N groaned as she snatched the papers from his hands.
Y/N - THREE PARTS?! IS AUTHOR CHAN OUT OF HER MIND?!
Cuphead walked to the door.
Cuphead - Wasn't she always?
Y/N wasted no time and sat on bed, studying the lines.
Author Chan went out of the kitchen and into the living room. She sat on the couch with a pizza box in hand. She placed it on the coffee table and turned on the tv.
From Upstairs - ALRIGHT, WHERE AM I?! AND WHERE IS THAT VIXEN?!
Author Chan rolled her eyes and teleported upstairs, in front of Oswald.
Author Chan - I'm here, rotten carrots.
Oswald growled at Author Chan and started charging towards her, the cup brothers held him, having Bendy and Boris nowhere to be seen.
The uh problem is uh getting fixed with yelling and stuff.
Y/N went to see what the commotion was about and saw Oswald hanging upside down, attached to the ceiling.
She was.... not surprised. She knew this would happen. She walked out and back to her bedroom.
*/LE MAGICAL TIMESKIP\*
Y/N closed the door on Oswald's face.
Oswald - Hey! Hitting my nose isn't part of the story! At least, not that I know of, maybe Ca----
Author Chan teleports in front of Oswald and holds him by collar
Author Chan - Call me by my real name, and I will kick you in where the sun doesn't shine, so hard that it reverses you gender. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
Oswald - I mean Author Chan! Author Chan! I swear!
She let go of his collar.
Author Chan - Good.
She teleported back to her position.
Author Chan - Take 16, ANNNDD ACTION!
*/LE MAGICAL TIMESKIP\*
Author Chan - Take 5
Author Chan walks to a shelf and gets a random book and reads it while walking. There was a knock at the door. She throws the book to a random corner and runs to the dokr with Bendy
Author Chan looks around
Author Chan - No One's here.
Bendy - uh look down
Author Chan looks down and sees Swap Bendy. Author Chan had stars and hearts in her eyes, literally.
She picked him up.
Author Chan - Where's your big brother, Boris? Mugman? Cuphead?
Swap Bendy just shrugged. She closes the door and teleports to the living room.
Author Chan - Guess who decided to visit?!
She yelled out to the others from the other room. Bendy rolled his eyes as he starts to walk away from the door.
Just then, banging could be heard from the door
??? - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH MY BROTHER?!
Author Chan teleports to the door and swings it open, making the person who was banging on it, faceplant. She snickered and saw other people outside.
Boris walks past the door.
Boris - WHY AND HOW IN THE ACTUAL HECK IS MUGMAN SMOKING?!
Then Mugman goes next to Boris and places a hand on his shoulder.
Mugman - I never smoke.
Boris looked at the Mugman beside him, then to the door, then back at Mugman.
Boris - Wait if.. Mugman.. wha?.. how.. who?... you... why... two?...
He then passed out on the floor.
The End
Bonus -
The person who fell down, stands up and snatches the Bendy from Author Chan's arms.
Swap! Boris - I'll be taking this.
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