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To Be With You [Roceit] (Agender Pride AU)

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Trigger Warning: FWB, Shusive Childhood, Lots of Mentions to Topics Patton cannot be exposed to 

STORYTIME!

"What the heck I gotta do to be with them, man!"

Roman threw another rock across the lake in his neighborhood, his best friend Virgil sitting near him and listening to him about his issues. From what Virgil knew, Roman had a crush and was keeping the pronouns genderless because his crush isn't on the binary or he wants to keep it a secret so Virgil can't tease him about it. Virgil was placing all his chips on the latter, he was just waiting for the roulette to spin.

"If I knew who we were talking about I could probably help you, dude." 

Roman gave him a sideways glare. He knew exactly how Virgil could get whenever he told some sort of secret. He turns into a sadist teasing you and shows no mercy. And Roman knows how he feels about his twin brother's friends, but he just so happened to fall in love with one of them. Roman let out a long sigh. One sentence. One phrase and that's all it would take for Virgil to know who. They used to be "friends" after all. Roman thinks friends with benifits.

"A shady bitch? Oh I don't like that nickname at all."

Virgil whipped his head over to to look at Roman like he's a crazy bitch. Well, he is. He knows exactly who Roman had fallen in love with: Deceit. The coolest person around. They're the only Agender and they constantly say stuff like "everyone finds me cute and that makes everyone gay!" They're flirtatious and can be quite the tease. Nobody is safe from their charms. Not Virgil, and apparently not Roman. But Deceit always had a fondness for Roman. He's Remus's goody two shoes twin. Virgil was basically a tool to them. Virgil was used. His feelings were used. He loved them, but they didn't see it that way. They took advantage of that. What else would you expect from the child of prostitution and stripping.

"You're kidding. You're in love with them? Are you sure you want to go down that road? Because I'm not going to stop you or let you cry on my shoulder when either they reject you or they use you and throw you away."

Roman can't help the feelings in his chest when they walk by. Whenever they look at Roman or talk to Roman, ever since he met them when they were hanging out with his garbage brother Remus, it's always been special. Roman knew everything that had happened before. The dangers. But Roman wants to fix that. He wants to be the person who heals them and can stay by their side. He wants to be the person they confide in and spend the rest of their life with. Roman knows what he wants.

"I want them. I'm sure."

Virgil shrugged. That's what he wanted then he isn't going to get in his way. Virgil knows Roman too well. His head's hard as a rock. Virgil doubts even if he did protest or freak out about it being Deceit of all people it would just make Roman even more determined and make him lash out at Virgil. Virgil doesn't take being yelled at very well. His mom does that enough to him.

Roman had his mind made up, but where was Deceit's mind?

Deceit leaned against the balcony, their arms being indented by the iron bars. The water under the bridge was quite calm. It would be nice to skinny dip and go for a swim, but it would also be kinda cool to just sit at the bottom of the river and wait for their breath to run out. Their parents wouldn't care either way. They threw their entire pac of cigarettes in the water. They never liked them. Just did them to give their father a "son" to be proud of. Tough and bringing in the money at his strip club.

But no matter how many people he gets to buy him dinner or gets in their bed there's one face stuck in their hella Pansexual mind. Their best friend's twin brother, fraternal don't worry it's not creepy Remus as a mustache, Roman. They were so friendly and chivalrous to everyone. When hanging out with both Remus and Roman they're so gentlemanly. They make Deceit eel like they're  person rather than a sex pillow like they were raised. But Remus was too creepy for Deceit to feel anything towards him. He eats deodorant. Not exactly their type.