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Secret Santa [Moxiety]

Updated 2019 Secret Santa for everyone! Enjoy the pinning fluff!

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Joyous Kwanzaa! Or whatever holiday you celebrate, have a wonderful one of those!

/also the actual secret Santa part is gonna be pretty much all dialogue so use your imagination okay? ;) \

STORYTIME!

Oh jeez, it's Christmas Eve and guess what? Virgil got Patton for the secret Santa for the third year in a row. Roman did the drawings last time, and Deceit did them this time. Year before that Thomas chose because he wanted to make 'the best matchups' for secret Santa partners. This was rigged. 

What should Virgil even get for Patton anyways?! He got him a card, a kitten Pokémon plushie (it was Litten because best Alola starter fight Virge.), and one of those old Doctor Suess Fill In Your Own Books thst virgil found deep in the long term memory. What could he even get him this year to top it?! He really really REALLY wants it to be good!

Virgil was stumped, listening to My Chemical Romance singing All I Want for Christmas for the millionth time, trying to get an idea. Patton is the heart. He likes gifts with meanings and cute things. He could just get him a teddy bear. Hey, wait a second. Virgil sat up from his position of laying down on the floor, knocking his AirPods out of his ears. RIP MCR. 

He could get him a teddy bear. Yeah, he could get a baby blue teddy bear and dress it up like Patton. He could sew the clothes himself like a Build-A-Bear and stitch a pink heart on his chest. Or even better, Patton's logo. Virgil grinned and clapped his hands, summoning his sewing box and a blue teddy bear. Aww yeah this was gonna now Lit. Litter than a Litten.

Virgil instantly began working on the heart stitching, glancing at his phone for the time every so often. The Christmas party was at five, and that's when the secret Santa was. It was noon. Virgil only had five hours to stitch the heart and hand make the felt blue polo and cardigan. Oh crap he's gonna need to find some way to get some glasses on the bear too oh no. Five hours isn't nearly enough time! Virgil shouldn't have procrastinated! 

Virgil took a sharp inhale and held his breath, exhaling when he couldn't hold it any longer. That's not how breathing exercises are supposed to work but whatever. Regardless, Virgil kept working until the heart was done and he could begin the shirt. Virgil wrapped a rectangle of felt around the bear for s a rough measurement, stuck a pin there, and began working on the torso part of the shirt. Don't worry, the shirt is a different shade blue than the bear. It won't blend in.

As Virgil was working on his stitching, his AirPods back in his ears and now listening to a shuffled Panic! At The Disco And Fall Out Boy playlist, he didn't hear a knock at his door. Roman being the nosy little bastard he is came into the room and gasped, getting a cheeky smile. Roman sat down next to Virgil as he slipped the blue shirt onto the bear. Roman sneakily pulled out an AirPod and teased Virgil. 

"So, you got Patton didn't'cha?"

If Virgil Was a cat, he would've latched onto the ceiling with his fur sticking straight up. Wait, not even as a cat Virgil would do anything straight. With his fur sticking gay up. That's better. Virgil hissed at Roman, who simply laughed at his behavior. Roman's gaze fell onto the bear. It's so well made!

"Wow, you're really going all out. I mean, you go all out every year. You always seem to get Patton, don't you? It's really cute. And you always give him such amazing gifts. It's almost like you like him or some... thing... OH MY GOSH!!!"

"Shut up will ya?! I don't want the entire mindpalace to know! You know what Deceit and Remus would do if they found out?! I'd be teased worse than you tease me! And that's pretty dang bad! If I'm being honest I thought y'all kept giving me Patton because you knew for a fact I liked him. It seemed like the entire thing was rigged in my favor."