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Buttons [Royality] (Coffee Shop AU)

Happy New Year! Let's start 2020 with some Royality fluff, okay?

And I legit started screaming at how smooth Roman is and how adorable Patton is in this. I'm blushing so hard uploading this you have no idea. Like I actually had a blushing fit and I've been working on this since, like, three a.m so that's a big deal. I had to stop writing for a half hour because I was having a blushing fit. I like coffee shop AUs.

I'm going to have some green tea and a bagel for breakfast....

STORYTIME!

Let's be honest: Roman is a gremlin of a man. He is five foot four and he's out for blood. Somehow, his fraternal twin brother managed to get all the height leaving Roman with pretty much none of it, and it pisses him off. So to compensate for his height, he aggressively flirts with everyone. He is that chaotic bisexual. No woman, no man, and no envy is safe from this smooth criminal. Or better yet, this smooth midget.

Patton, on the other hand, is somehow massive. He is six foot seven and he has broad shoulders and tummy chub and he's just the gentle giant everyone needs in their lives. He wears beanies over his curly hair and his glasses like to fall off his face and he's just a soft boy. Everyone loves him because his only goal for the day is to make people happy. That's why he works as a barista at an elderly lesbian couple's dream coffee shop they've built and raised together since 1975. And its 2020 now. What a time to be alive.

Why were these two character descriptions necessary? Because Roman also drinks a lot of dark and bitter coffee to try and prove to the world he is mature and not just a little kid. Height problems. Everyone thinks he's twelve upon first meeting him when in reality he's twenty four. And single. It's sad.

Patton waited mellowly, humming along to the most recent song by dodie he adored as he cleaned some of the reusable cups. This coffee shop is meant for people to sit down in. They don't do to go stuff. It was made that way to prevent plastic straws and cup size from entering the ocean. Jaehee and Jagiya were such an adorable couple. Oh? Patton turned to the door when he heard the bell ring, letting him know there was a customer.

"Hello!~🎵 Yeoboseyo!~🎵Welcome to KopiKang Coffee Shop!"

Roman was startled when he wasn't greeted by the normal old women who always take his order. Then again, he was coming here extremely early in the morning. He wanted to get a good espresso in before he went to go work out at the gym and surprise surprise a very cute tol boy was there smiling st him from behind the counter. Was he Korean? His hair was dyed if he was, curly Sandy brown locks falling under his pastel blue beanie. He had enamel pins all over his apron and he wore a baby blue pastel striped sweater under that. He was really cute. Roman was put into some  b i s e x u a l  d i s t r e s s 

"Hello, good morning! I haven't seen you around here before, did you just start working here or am I so stupid that I've missed your shift every time? If so that's a shame. I'd love to see your pretty face every day~"

Flirting? This was new. Nobody has ever flirted with Patton before. He felt his face heat up stretching to the tips of his ears. Pretty face? He has a pretty face? Nobody has ever said he has a pretty face before. Everyone just focuses on how tall he is for someone who's half Korean. He's half Korean Half German. Weird combination don't ask. Patton kinda just cast his eyes to the counter  keeping the conversation going. Compliments are really nice...

"Oh, um, I normally just take the early morning and late evening shifts. Mrs. Jaehee and Mrs. Jagiya both are really old and need their rest. They hired me and another one of my friends, Emile, to work those shifts that they need to sleep during."

"That's really sweet of you. You're sweet like a Cinnabun. You have the perfect colored hair for that too. What name and pronouns do you want me to use? Sorry I've just assumed he/him in my mind without asking and I want to make sure I use the correct ones."