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He is a Queen [Moceit]

I have a theory/heacannon about Deceit based off of the "who's she never heard of her" line. Basically he refers to himself with she/her pronouns sometimes because he is deceit and those are then binary opposite of his pronouns. Also why he likes the name Shady Bitch, because he's used to the "femininity". He likes it because that's just who he is. Another reason why I think he and Roman or he and Patton would be a good couple.

STORYTIME!

Deceit grinned to himself as he twirled in front of a mirror, the yellow dress fitting him perfectly despite his masculine form. He had impersonated many different people Thomas knows with feminine bodies, not all of them are exactly female just with smaller bodies, like Valerie, Dahlia, Adri, Talyn, and Derionna. Adri and Talyn are the nonbinary lovelies mentioned before. The yellow dress shifted with his body, making it look beautiful on his normal body. It made him so happy he couldn't deny himself a wide smile. He truly is a queen, isn't he? Or should he do the stereotypical thing and say she is a queen isn't she? He didn't give a damn. Deceit was slaying this dress!

Deceit leaned over his dresser table to look in a different mirror, the last one was a full bodied mirror on the closet door (heh), and he reached for some of his makeup. Makeup is the most beautiful form of deception. You use paints and colors to make yourself more "beautiful" all for the sake of a society thst proclaims you cannot be pretty without it. The context is disgusting, but the makeup itself was fun. Besides, if AFAB people have to suffer then why not make Deceit suffer too? 'Tis only fair. Deceit is a true feminist, not that third wave bullshit. Men, Women, and NonBinary Peoples are equals. 

Deceit was finally done and he took a step back, looking at himself in the mirror. The dress fit his body beautifully, however the glittery red lipstick and the orange eyeshadow wasn't doing it for him. Deceit wished to be an Autumn, however Thomas's body was definitely not. Deceit pursed his lips together before shifting forms again. He went back to Dahlia, all his hard work on makeup transferring to the cosplay queen. He, sorry Deceit must be in character now, She looked absolutely lovely with the warm colors Deceit had chosen. She smiled, twirling around in her dress. That's when there was a knock at the door. Oh dear....

"Deceit? I baked cookies for everyone and everyone includes you! I'm going to come In in five seconds to respect your privacy, okay?"

"Okay."

Not okay. NOT. OKAY. Deceit was feeling real panic as he struggled to transition out of Dahlia's body back into his own. He threw the dress off and snapped, his normal outfit returning. He heard the door open and he could only wipe off the eyeshadow. His lips still glistened a bright glittery red as he turned around, completely exploded in front of Patton. He wore a cute little pink apron with little frillies on the side and pastel oven mits to match. Patton didn't seem distracted or offput by Deceit's facial décor at all. He just smiled and placed a tray of maybe six cookies down in a desk.

"Aww, you look awesome in that lipstick! Did you borrow it from Logan and Roman? I know that they have been experimenting with gender stereotypes for a new Sanders Sides video. I think it's really cool. I didn't realize you were in in it too! Maybw yiu can help me with mine? I want to look nice for the video!"

"You're can serious?"

"Totally! Oh, if you don't mind."

Deceit stood there, baffled. He wasn't aware of the new video subject. Perhaps he wasn't told so he couldn't jump in on it? He isn't exactly the most desired side in the fandom. He gestured to the bed and Patton happily sat down, taking off his glasses and closing his eyes. Patton was literally blind without his glasses. They're the lenses of clarity. The frames of morality. That's entirely bull crap. They're just normal glasses. Deceit loves making up stories and bull crap lore about things to confuse people. It's the most fun lie.