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Lemon Lovers [Roceit] (Soulmate AU) (Agender Pride AU)

🎶It's actually pretty easy to be nice to a bitter boi like him, so I found myself a citrus friend🎶

Everyone has a red string that connects you to your soulmate on your dominant ring finger.

STORYTIME!

Roman was a very romantic person. He was enamored with then thought of finding his soulmate and having someone who he could unconditionally love. The perfect person for him somehwere out there in the universe. He would always twirl his string around his finger, wanting and waiting for this person to show up so he can swoop in and be their knight in shinning armor. So when everyone heard a new person was moving into their small village, Roman was absolutely certain that this person what going to be his soulmate.

But Roman's string still extended out to the East, never changing even after the day that person moved in. It was sad, and Roman was too depressed the first day they moved in to meet them. He was SO sure that his soulmate was going to move in! But it wasn't! That's so aggravating! By the time that Roman decided not to be so dramatic, he had hear horrible rumors about their new neighbor.

"He's bitter" said Stacy  who normally is a sweet as pie. "He's ugly" said Richard, the prettiest boy in town. "He's antisocial and mean" said Darwin, who was the most insecure out of everyone. "He said crazy!" Said Izzie, the craziest old lady around. All these horrible words said about a person couldn't possibly all be true! Roman had to see for himself! So with the courage of a lion and the charm of Neil Patrick Harris, he knocked on the new house's door to greet his new neighbor.

"What do you want?"

A person taller than Roman with slightly less broad shoulders stood in the doorway. They wore baggy black sweatpants and an oversized yellow hoodie. Their face was scared as if they were stuck in a fire and their eyes had two different colors. Their hair was a mess and they had a strong jawline. They definitely had a bitter tone in their voice when talking, but they certainly weren't ugly.

"Hello! My name is Roman and I live just down the street. I know how terribly rude it was of me not to greet you on your first day, however I am here now and that's what matters! Welcome home, friend!"

Roman stuck out his hand so he could shake his neighbor's because formalities. The person rose their eyebrows and looked Roman up and down. Roman had no idea what this person was doing. They finally sighed and gave in, realizing that Roman wasn't going to run away in fear or disgust. They shook Roman's hand, not even bothering to smile or put some effort behind their words.

"Roman, right? Just call me Deceit. Or Dee. Whatever I don't really care. You seem like a good guy so can you do me a solid? Tell everyone to stop calling me a dude. I'm Agender. They/Them pronouns only."

They spat out every word they said as if there was some sort of distain behind them. Roman never assumes someone gender and always defaults with they/them until told otherwise, unlike most people in town. Roman nodded, completely understand and respecting his new Agender friend's wishes. From what he has been told, gender dysphoria is a botch and being misgendered is like someone's stabbing you in the throat. He wouldn't wish that on even his worst enemy!

"Of course, Deceit. I shall see to it that the rest of the townsfolk respect your pronouns. I shall do that now, until we meet again!"

Roman, being the overdramatic little romantic bastard he was, bent down on one knee and quickly kissed their knuckles before leaving to spread the word. Roman left feeling happy and jubilant. The rumors were wrong! Well, most of them. They were a bitter person from what Roman had seen, however they were not ugly nor mean in the slightest! Nor were they crazy at all! Just a bit misunderstood by the public! Now Roman must do his good deed for the day and make sure nobody misgenders his new Agender friend!