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Oreo [Analogical + Royality] (Highschool AU)

I was rereading some of Pengi11's amazing Royality Oneshots, round a total gem, and got inspired so here we go! Hopefully it's not garbage like the other crap I've been writing that has gotten, like, 0 comments.

STORYTIME!

You know all those games in elementary/primary school that you'd play withiur friends like sticks, tennis, Oreo, and Lemonade Crunchy Ice? Well it turns out there are many dorks that still do that's kind of stuff in Highschool. Virgil and Patton are two of them. Don't judge! It's how they  pass time at lunch because nobody else likes them and wants to hang out with them! That's a lie. People don't like Virgil. Everybody loves Patton! The two of them happened to be playing Oreo... with actual Oreos.

For all you nerds who haven't lived and played Oreo it's a game where you do Rock Paper Scissors to decide who plays the game. Whoever loses has to ask out at a person of the winner's choice, normally only best friends play this rendition of the game. HOWEVER there is another modification of the game more commonly known as Stereo, but the boys call it Modified Oreo. It's where you stare at that person until they notice you. Our two boys are playing Modified Oreo right now and that's where the actual Oreos come in. If you stare at them long enough that they look away, you win an Oreo. If you look away first, you don't get an Oreo. Most Oreos is the champion of Cookies.

You might be thinking "But what about Virgil's Social Anxiety?" The little pale chub gremlin will do anything it takes to get the Oreos and become the mate rof all cookies. Patton also modified the game specifically to challenge his social anxiety, helping him learn to overcome it, and to not exploit him too much like it does with asking random strangers out on a date. They never play real Oreo. 

"Or-e-o!"

The two boys did the Rock Paper Scissors and Patton lost again. He just can't win, can he? He didn't mind. It was a chance for him to earn another Oreo. The two were tied with one each and Patton really needed to get a lead! Virgil was just playing dirty by making him stare at that really attractive boy. Virgil looked in his eyes as Patton made a big mistake. He made a quick little glance to his crush: Roman LaVey. 

Roman is, not was, IS the best actor in the entire school AND he was in chamber choir AND he played baseball on the varsity team! What kind of person who is androphilic wouldn't have at least a tiny crush on him?! Virgil followed Patton's eyes and smirked, knowing full well about his crush. Virgil is just evil at this point. He cracked his knuckles and Patton already knew of his defeat long before Virgil said it.

"Roman LaVey~"

Patton let out a sigh of defeat before going on his quest. He took a long sip from his second Capri Sun his Dads packed him for lunch and then stared hard into the back of Roman's Letterman Jacket. He was so talented, so diverse, so accepting, and so pretty. He was such a wonderful boy and Patton really wished he was gay because he's so gay. He was hanging out with his really cool friends, the baseball boys and the theater girls. He was sitting in between one of each witness his arms kinda around both. Patton would do ANYTHING that's innocent to be the boy on his left!

Patton's face went really hot when he saw his posture heighten a bit. Oh me. Oh my. Oh no. Roman turned his head over his right shoulder to see Patton string directly at him. Their eyes met and suddenly Patton was internally screaming that he was FALLIN FOR YA FALLIN FOR YA HE KNOWS HE SHOULDNT BUT HE JUST CANT HELP HIMSELF HES FALLIN FOR HA FALLIN FOR HA CANT HOLD ON ANY LONGER AND NOW HES FALLIN FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!! If you get that reference, you are a champion!

After a minute of Patton having internal gay panic, Roman flashed him his signature pearly smile and gave him a wink. He then turned back around to his table. Patron soghed in relief and stole an Oreo, grinning at a pouting Virgil as he stuffed the entire thing in his mouth. Virgil crossed his arms and exclaimed angrily when something hit his head. He turned around to pick it up off the floor with when he saw the entire baseball/theater hybrid table staring at Virgil. He crabbed the ball of paper and quickly turned around. Hello social anxiety, my old friend. I've come to talk either you again. He handed the paper to Patton, making sure his voice was extra loud as it was awkward.