This story was mega inspired by ChelleBug10's amazing story called Cupid's Queue (what a weird word queue is) and it's super good and adorable so go check that out before reading!
Without further Adieu...
STORYTIME!
Emile sat across the room unseen, watching ad one of his OTPs are interacting. Both of their souls were shining bright with a Yappy Platonic yellow with rims of pink outlining their hearts. It was the shy Virgil and the emotionally ignorant Logan. Of course these two would need some help from Emile to get together. After all, he's not just a wacky therapist who loves cartoons! He's also Cupid Sanders! The inner shipper within Thomas!
"Hey Logan, Thanks for lending me that short story thing. I never expected you to be one for a romance."
"Romance? The novella Anthem was supposed to be about society and individuality. How did you reach that conclusion?"
"Well, Gaea and Prometheus ended up together and they got married and Gaea aids she'd do literally anything to follow and support Prometheus so it sounded romantic to me."
Emile summoned his Cupid's bow, pulling out a pink arrow. A pink arrow is for love, yellow for friendship, and a bitter blue for tension. Remember this, Reader. This is very important. Emile pulled back the arrow and aimed for Virgil's soul, dead in the center. It's his goal to make both his and Logan's hearts perfectly pink. It is only then they can fall entrieely in love and be perfectly happy. Perfectly happy relationships is what Emile strives for. He released the arrow, hitting the entire left side and getting coverage to halfway coat the heart. Good shot!
"A-And it kinda reminded me of us a little bit? Like, I would happily be Gaea for you if you'd want."
Virgil laughed nervously, causing Logan to blush furiously. That action caused the link to spread in both of their hearts around the edges. Most of the time love can work on it's own, but sometimes you need to just give it a little push. Emile put his bow away and let the analogical couple be, geeking out about the summer reading book the author has finished and contemplating how romantic it is and maybe talking about their own relationship.
But what Emile didnt know is that someone was watching him and his dirty little secret. Remy was leaning against the wall, following him. Remy knew that Emile doesn't this all the time. Remy was jealous and depressed. Everyone else gets a match and Remy was left all alone? Why would Emile do that to him? Remy sighed. He forgot to bring it up again. He should probably follow him to see who his next targets are...
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Emile watched as the core of Patton's lovely pink soul was a tiny splotch of blue. Emile watched from a distance as he cuddled with Roman, trying to make the pain go away but it only made it worse. For some reason the blue splotch kept growing and growing. Was he having doubts? Was he sad? Either way, Emile knew that it couldn't last long. He needed to cheer Patton up, but he wanted to see if Roman could handle it on his own first.
"Is this helping, Patton?"
"Yeah, it is. Thank you Roman. I love you."
"I love you too, mi amor, forever and ever."
For some reason Roman's kind and warm words didn't reach him. Emile knew that he had to intervene. But not with a pink arrow. That would just make Pwtton thst he sll his problems into his love interest: Roman. That would make a toxic relationship, and Emile hates toxic relationships. So Emile summoned a yellow arrow and aimed for the center of Patton's heart. Unlike Virgil, he was standing still so he can't miss. Virgil was pacing around as he talked to Logan earlier. Emile waited, giving them some more conversation time. He also had the creeping suspicion that he was being watched.
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