Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshot REPRISE

Hello, How Are You? [LAMP +Snuke +Remile] (Agender Pride AU)

Just playing a rhythm game and decided to screw y'all over emotionally. Also still sick. My head feels like it's splitting.

Thank you Pengi11 for your suggestion <3

STORYTIME!

"Hello, How Are You?"

Logan looked up from whatever book they were reading at lunchtime in the sixth grade. They wore the feminine school uniform despite the fact it made them feel so very uncomfortable and they wore their long dark brown hair down with bangs, a cute pin holding it away from their eyes. They saw a boy with a cheery smile and round glasses to mirror their own rectangular framed lenses. He wore the school's make uniform, Freckles, and a warm smile. A smile so warm that it compelled Logan.

"Salutations, I and fine. And you?"

He sat down next to Logan at the lunch table, grinning from ear to war carrying nothing but a pear in his hands. Fight me Jae. Pears are delicious! Logan noticed that another duo of students, one in the male uniform and one in then female uniform, noticed the bold boy sitting down with Logan and redirected themselves over towards him. What was going on? This was Logan's first encounter with this boy, so how come all of the sudden they found themself surrounded by strangers at lunchtime? Logan had no friends.

"I'm perfectly fine! Would you mind if my friends and I sit here? You seem like a nice person and the rule is four people per table. Another person kind of kicked out our group of three with the old friend we used to sit with."

Aha, a common predicament. Logan just shrugged and nodded, allowing them to sit at the table with them. The boy cheered and beckoned his friends closer, the one in the male uniform and the one in the female uniform. The girl had her hair in a high brunette ponytail and it was much longer than Logan's. She had large rounded square glasses that would be the perfect mix between the boy's and their own. The other person had a nasty scar on the left side of their face. They both smiled and sat down, one with a homemade lunch and one with one from the cafeteria. The girl handed the boy from the beginning halfnof her sandwich she brought from home.

"Patton, you need to start fixing yourself a lunch! I can't just keep bailing you out every day! A pear isn't enough food for you!"

"Sorry Emily, I'm just not hungry! Anywho... Dee how's the puppy we found by the lake? The little guy's okay and all healthy now, isn't he?"

"Yes, he is quite alright. Hold on, let me sneak a photo off my phone~"

Logan watched the three friends smile and share the conversation as though Logan wasn't even there. Even so, they felt included somewhat and intrigued about this dog by the lake story. The boy with the scar in his face, Dee, slid his phone out of The breast of his blazer and passed it around under the table. Based on the bright smile and loud "AWWW!!!" Emily exclaimed Logan could only assume that the dog was quite adorable. That only made Logan more curious. So when Patton got the phone, they tried to take a peak. However Patton noticed. 

Instead of scolding Logan, he held the phone more in between them so they both could see. The poor white dog had splotches of fur missing, but the little jack russel terrier looked happy as could be.  Logan did smile. They decided to put some input in this conversation, despite having no connections with any of these people. It was a purely instinctual thing to jump onto the conversation parade.

"That's a Jack Russel Terrier, correct? They are very high-energy dogs that need expertise and open space such as a backyard. The dog appears to be in perfect health. You must have done a good job nursing the poor thing back to health... Dee was it?"