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Break Up With Your Girfriend, I'm Bored [Anxceit] (Bi Pride AU)

Let's hope that I don't completely ruin this idea because of my writer's block...

STORYTIME!

Deceit watched Virgil carefully, sipping on his iced coffee while they came out of some sort of clothing store. The girl looked happy. She had her hair tied into a high ponytail and wore very modest, yet bland clothes. She was tacky to say the least. Meanwhile the boy, Virgil, was grimacing to himself while carrying all the shopping bags. He was obviously miserable, the thing was he didn't even know it. Deceit's eyes narrowed when he saw her run over to him, pulling on his sleeve to drag him somewhere else.

Damn. Break up with your girlfriend, Virgil, Deceit's bored.

Deceit rolled his eyes when he saw her leading him to yet another store that was definately not his style. Virgil liked music stores, thrift shops, and those places with all the cool zodiac and badass edgy stuff. This girl kept dragging him to the most girly, Pastel stores. Definately not Virgil's thing. What did he even see in her? Deceit didn't know her name and he hated her with every fiber of his being. 

Deceit checked his phone. Remus sent him a text saying he fell into the toilet again with a picture. That foolish roommmate of his. Deceit sighed, completely leaving him on read. He doesn't care, he's a Lawful Neutral boarderlining on Lawful Evil and he gives no fucks. He went to Remus's Twin's Instagram to see him showing off his boyfriends again. Wow, Patton's transition was going real well wasn't it?

Deceit found himself on Virgil's Instagram. He used to do cool things with makeup and fashion and do his stories with really rad music while asking questions and making polls, now everything involved his girlfriends ine way or another. That's definately the girlfriend's fault. Deceit rose an eyebow when Virgil posted a new story. It's him scowling and showing the store he's in. It's basically a bootleg bath and body works.

That was the last straw for Deceit. He took his iced coffee and shoved his phone back into his pocket. He cracked his knuckles and rolled his neck. He then smirked, remembering a lovely little fact that he was aware that his girlfriend knew: Virgil is Bi. That's why Virgil can never hang out with him and Remus anymore, nor Roman and his boyfriends. She's defensive over him around everyone.

Deceit slid his way into the off brand bath and body works, nearly cringing from the odor of perfume in the air. There were so many bright colors that it hurt his eyes. He stuck out like a sore thumb, but luckily so did Virgil. His girlfriend was excitedly showing him candles while he pretended to care, bags from the other shops on the floor around his feet and he was checking his phone while her back was turned. Deceit chuckled. 

Time to be a Home Wrecker... ish.

"Oh, Virgil, I didn't expect to see you here~"

Virgil and the girl both looked over to see the tall boi Deceit tending there, patched skin and a suave expression in his face. The fear in her eyes when she saw him, it was absolutely beautiful. Deceit wanted to laugh at her. Oh honey, Virgil won't leave you because he's gay. He's bisexual. He likes men and women alike. He's going to leave you because you're as interesting as watching paint dry and you're so dense you make tar jealous! Oh, and you're not considerate towards this amazing man's tastes and likes. Suck it. Wait, no. You're not pretty enough for that privilege~

"Virgil, let's go. I don't think I want anything here anymore."

She reached out to grab Virgil's arm. She was going to pull him away like she always does, right? She doesn't realize relationships are a two way street. Not everything is about her. Deceit frowned and quickly slapped her wrist before she could even touch him. Meanwhile Virgil stayed silent. He had no idea what was going down and he was honestly scared. Poor thing, his anxiety is probably shooting through the roof. Don't worry, Virgil, Deceit will make it all better.