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Princess Rumpelstilzchen [Roceit] (Fantasy AU)

I'm actually writing a thing based on Roman and Deceit for English Class lol

STORYTIME!

"My Lord, this is completely unheard of."

"Shut up, Rumpelstilzchen, and Waltz with me~"

Crown Prince Roman filled his hands with theirs, knowing full well that the name he used wasn't their true name: T'was but an alias that they used while in the realm of pureblood humans, which was what the Kingdom was filled with. Their true name was one that no pureblood could say with their unworthy tongue, so they have allowed Roman to call them the affectionate nickname of Deceit. That is the significance of their true name conveys anyways.

"No pureblood is allowed to dance with an unfaithful, my lord. You could be seen as scandalous and defected to your kingdom. A disgrace."

"You know I don't care about that, Rumpelstilzchen. I'd much rather dance with you than the bland court ladies my parents want me to entertain."

Roman's stems elegantly matched with theirs, both of them having intimate knowledge of how to dance. Back in the woods, in the domain where Deceit hails from, this was common. They'd escape and spend time together and fall in love together. But they were in Roman's domain. Roman had taken them up to his chambers, and they were waltzing. There was a ball tonight, the King and Queen hoping to find a wife for their eldest son, but little did they know that their son was in love with a hybrid. The true tale of a Beauxhomme.

"Why don't you come to the ball with me? We could have so much fun together. You could use your magic to pretend to be a woman and we can dance. We could even get married."

"You truly are a näive one, aren't you? I'd be a fool if I said I didn't love that about you."

Roman laughed, that musical and beautiful laugh that forced Deceit into a smile involuntarily. They loved this näive Prince. The man who loved them despite the fact that they had different blood. Roman decided to spin his lovely partner, surprising them and causing them to be out of step. They fell forward, collapsing against Roman's chest. As they looked up they saw his warm smile and expectant smirk. He was a little devil when he wanted to be. Deceit pouted, not liking being the submissive one in this scenario.

"You are such a nuisance." 

"You wouldn't love me if you really thought that, my dove~ "

Roman craned his neck downwards to give them a tender kiss on the forehead. They closed their eyes, feeling the warmth on their skin. Half of their skin was scaly and their blood was cold, as are most halfbloods (perch Jackson fandom calm down). Roman's left hand traced over the half of his face with the scales and Deceit began to purr in his touch. Roman chuckled, enjoying seeing the one who holds his heart. Roman led his beloved to his bed where's he sat them down,  their eyes closed as he scratched just underneath their chin.

Suddenly a knock at his bedroom door sounded. Deceit stiffened, eyes slamming open as Roman's younger brother barges into the room with a goofy grin and his cheesy mustache. Roman just rolled his eyes. Remus completely ignored the fact that Roman's scandalous lover was there and he plopped down on the other side of the bed, setting his knees on the bed and sitting on them. Remus literally gives no fucks. They'll be fine. But they don't know that. Oh, and just so you know Remus is twenty two, Roman is twenty five. But Remus is twenty two. Just letting you know before he opens his mouth.

"Daddy says it's time for you to go downstairs to practice waltzing. I think he already likes Princess Nicole, but Mommy likes Princess Valerie. They're fighting over whonwould be a more suitable wife for you even though you and I both know how super fucking gay you are. Also who's your love affair? This person is really pretty. Do they have a juuuuuuuuuicy butthole?"