Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshot REPRISE

Memories [Moxiety + Roceit] (Trans Pride AU)

Yeah I've been in a bad mental place and now the school counselor knows I'm suicidal and maybe even trans....

I'm gonna be disowned. I'm gonna did.

STORYTIME!

Patton and Roman were hanging out at the park like they always do. Just two trans boys being dudes. They've been connected at the hip since they met eachother in second grade and they both came out to eachother in the following year, having one of those Spider-Man meme moments. The two of them had this unspoken ritual that every Friday after they get off the bus they walk to the park rather than go home and they stop by Roman's house to grab some Lipton Tea bottles. They clink a cheers and laugh, bringing back their childhood as they grow up into men. After all, senior year was just a month from being over. Their lives were gonna begin.

"Remember in fourth grade when we all had to play the recorder smd we had to do little concerts in front of the class?"

"Oh yeah I hated those! You always went all out because you loved to perform! You got all the colored belt for every song we had to do! I remember being in a group with Virgil that year and he was so nervous! He'd bring his teddy bear to music class and squeeze it to death whenever it was our turn to perform! It was so cute! We only got, like, half the belts you got but that's okay. We all had fun...."

"Ooh, I forgot that you knew Virgil since way early on. I wish Dee and I had that luxury. Then again, he didn't know I was trans for the longest time and I would've never gotten that little sarcastic monologue he gave me about 'Caring about what's in my pants'. Because he totally does. He's such a great actor I love him."

Roman sighed dreamily, the topic of each of their significant others being brought up. Patton's significant other is Virgil, an asexual agender who would've been a perfect triple A battery if they weren't biromantic. Roman's significant other is a cis guy, but he's hella Demihomosexual, meaning Roman gets him all to himself. If you lived in America during fourth grade, you know what was up with the recorders. That sentence was so out of place but we are just finna keep it just because. Roman took a long drink of tea before thinking of what else they should talk about. Oh he gots an idea.

"Ayooo remember way back when in some grade or another when we used to play Oreo in elementary school? Like the Rock Paper Scissors and then we had to ask out the person the other one said to ask out?"

"Oh yeah! You'd always make me ask Virgil at least once and we'd always just go 'Hey I Lost an Oreo' instead of actually asking them out. I miss doing that. It was fun."

"Yeah, and wed also play sticks and tennis in them hallways while waiting in line to use the restroom because he had class restroom breaks for some reason? It was so weird. Didn't tennis get banned because people would hit the back of eachother's hands too hard or was that called a different thing? I'm pretty sure it was called Tennis. Remus and I would go all out when we played that in the hallway and it was super great."

"Yeah you and Remus always were the overbearing twins. I was always the goody two shoes. All our teachers wondered why we were friends."

They both took a laugh and another cheers of their tea to that one. Roman was the rowdy kid who managed to get all the lead roles in the school plays and Patton was the good kiddo who would do errands for the teachers when they were so done with the devil children. They grew up and maintained the same roles, just Remus taking more of the crazy than Roman and Roman took way more of the gay. Somehow in all that madness, Remus turned out to be straight. Don't ask how or when or why, but Remus managed to like girls and only girls as a guy. It baffles Roman to this day.

"Then i got obsessed with Pokémon and we became rivals! Fifth grade! And we were the best rivals ever!"

"Heck yeah! You chose Diamond and I chose Pearl! I had my boi Chimchar and you names your Turtwig Lemon Boy after Cavetown! Remus decided to get platinum when it came out and got piplup because he wanted to join us. Didn't Virgil also get diamond because they wanted to match you?"