Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshot REPRISE

Boys Will Be Bugs, Right? [Remile] (Trans Pride AU)

I just adore Dr. Picani 💖💖💖 and Cavetown 💛💛💛 I need to do more GRSM/LGBTQIA+ Pride oneshots. 💙💙💙

(Ps the cover of the song I put above the chapter is so freaking good I am in love like there are so many great covers of this song tbh and it was hard to choose just one I changed it like seven times ngl)

STORYTIME!

"I just don't understand doctor, she acts nothing like us and when we try to talk to her about it's she slams the door in our face! It's like I was never meant to be a mother..."

"Oh come now, Dot, we've wanted a kid for forever! You're doing great! We are amazing parents! But it doesn't help that our daughter and we are not on the same page. She cut her hair short and plays basketball with the boys in her class for starters and she listens to modern rap and death metal music and when her friends are around they call her 'dude' and 'the brother I never had' and it's so... it's confusing! So we came here to try and see if we can find a solution to being better parents for our daughter. We've only had her for a year now, but we've already run into trouble."

Emile jotted this down in his notebook, every detail that his favoritest, bestest patients said went down in his notebook so he could make a proper evaluation. Larry and Dot have been seeing Dr. Picani for a little over a decade and a half now, and the couple had finally decided to adopt a child. Dot was always pestering Larry about getting a daughter since he was always concerned with having a son, considering how his Pop Pop raised him, but with these new suspicions Emile as starting to doubt that this twelve year old was truly their daughter. With the way they're acting... Emile would love to meet this child.

"Melanie has been acting quite reclusive hasn't she? I know children take a while to adjust to a new family, but this is quite odd. You've been together so long but I'm sure she has her reasons to keep her secrets. She just needs to be absolutely certain that she can come to you. But if she, they're struggling with what I think they're struggling with then this will take a lot of time."

"Time? But we've had her for a year! She called me Dad for the first time a month ago and told Dot hat she loves her! I think if she's hiding something from us she should know by now that we aren't going to give her up and we love and support her very much!"

"Now Larry, listen to what the Doctor has to say. He has been right all of this time we've been here."

Dot had her arm comfortingly around her husband's, despite the fact thst her insecurities were what dragged the two of them back in this familiar office. Instead of his normal cartoon reference, Emile figured that this time he needs to draw the solution to this couple's problem from his own personal life. He glanced to the photo of him and his husband by then clock on the wall. Remy Picani was happy to steal his last name from him. He was happy to steal his heart and steal his height advantage too. Emile chuckled under his breath, the air suddenly becoming very solemn. The couple atched him curiously as he has done this for the very first time in all his years of being a therapist.

"Let me tell you a story about my husband and I..."

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Remy groaned as he wiped the blood, sweat, and tears from his cheeks. He staggered back to his stance, glaring over his sunglasses at the group of guys trying to jump him. Remy was still very short, very skinny, and his voice was too high pitched to pass. The only thing about him that passed were his hair, his strong jawline, and his clothes. Everything else about him was a thin Latina woman struggling to look like her brother. They had pulled a switchblade on him. He was so scared, but he stood his ground. He wasn't going to let anyone step on him anymore. He just turned fourteen and he thinks this year he's gonna be mean.