Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshot REPRISE

Uno [Remile] (Highschool AU)

This was a request by Hanadapotato. 

This horrible quality oneshot took me OVER a week to get the motivation to write Holy shit I feel like an asshole I am so sorry.

STORYTIME 

"Uuuuugh this is MISERABLE!!! Annotating this shit is soooooooooo boring!"

"Remy, Language! I told you my only rule for you coming over to my house to help with your homework is that you watch your profanity! You know my family is very strict and religious.... if they hear you they'll through you out and they'll forbid me from talking to you. And Dad will literally kick you out of the house! You're... you're not supposed to be here..."

Remy flopped down on Emile's bed, already done with this assignment. They share a language arts teacher, though Emile is in Advanced Placement he still wanted to help Remy: a Level Student. The assignment was to annotate a poem, find then theme, and write another poem with the same theme. Emile knows the theme already: Love Gives You Strength.

"I got an idea. Let's play a game of Uno. If you win, I'll do the assignment. If I win, then we just hang out for the night and I'll copy your work in the morning. Sound like a deal?"

"But how are you going to learn if you just copy my work?"

"Emile, do I look like the kind of person who cares about what grade he gets in a level English class? No, I don't. The only reason I asked you to help me with my homework is because I wanted to hang out and play uno."

Remy pulled a deck of uno out of the pocket of his leather jacket. It was an older deck bound together by a hairtie. He hopped off of Emile's bed and sat cross legged on the floor, pulling out his phone to get some music while they play a round of Uno. Emile sighed, glancing at the assignment. He really wanted to help Remy get out of failing pretty much all his classes, but he didn't want to make him unhappy.

"Can't we do the work first and play Uno later?"

"I already made the proposition, babes. If you don't wanna play Uno I'll just sneak out the window the same way I came in here. I didn't have to come and hang out with you, I wanted to. But if you don't wanna hang out that's cool or whatever-"

"No no no please don't go! I do wanna hang out with you! I just... I really wanted to help you get your grades up."

"Emm, it's sweet and all you care that much about me but I'm fine. I do good on tests and that'll make up for the bs homework I refuse to do. Now sit your ass on the floor and pick a song, because we're gonna play some goddamn Uno. And don't you fucking dare say anything about 'language' or nothin. I've heard you after you lose a game of monopoly, babes~"

Emile closed his mouth, Remy already knowing what he was going to scold. Emile sat down on the fooor across from him, Remy smirking as he shuffled the cards. He hated to admit that Remy was right. Emile could get very competitive. Remy dished out the cards and then first one was a yellow eight. Emile sorted his hand, pursing his lips together. He does not have a single yellow.

"You can go first, babes."

"No no, you wanted to play so I insist. I wouldn't want to be rude or anything..."

"Okay fine, whatever. It's your loss."

Remy laughed as he placed down a yellow seven. Remy loves the sevens and zeroes swapping rules, but the cards mean the exact same thing when there's only two players. Only true gamers get that reference. Emile looked at his hand, noticing how horrible the cards are. No yellows yet again. With a defeated sigh, Emile began drawing cards.