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Something Is Wrong/Right [Analogical]

Okay I made a really cute prompt here and I am living for it. This is literally Dan and Phil I just am so ready to do the cuteness. This is for my prompt swap with Pengi11, my second prompt.

Also ya bitch got a late birthday card with some sweet sweet moo-lah so I bought the Gay Disney Prince song off Google Play and $25 worth of some good emo shit (music, mainly old fall out boy and set it off albums) Hell yeah.

Also how many things did you remember from the video? I knew 39 of those references :)

STORYTIME!

Virgil was a plant boi. He was also an edgy teenager boi in the dark sides but he is still a plant boi regardless. He had several aloe and cacti and low-maintenence menacing flowers in his room under a sun lamp because he likes his room dark. Deceit knew this. However what was becoming concerning is that Virgil was suddenly taking on a new interest. Virgil hates everything and anything new. It makes him p a r a n o i d and makes him unbearable. So when Virgil's tarted getting interested in space, Deceit's mama mode activated and be had to figure out what brought his on because space always makes Virgil think of the most extisential shit like it was 2007 back on MySpace. Picture comment fire a picture comment! :)

"Virgil."

Deceit walked into Anxiety's room which was littered with cobwebs and emo posters of cute boys In punk bands. He also had one of those oldschool co putters in the corner of the room and a giant mirror set where he did his eyeliner. He never tried using other makeup than white foundation and eyeliner because he was too anxious that he'd look bad in it. Go figure. Virgil jumped from doing something or whatever on his bed. 

"Wha- What do you want Mom. Are you going to yell at me again for doing something or are you just in here to annoy me?"

Yep. He's being defensive again. That made Deceit's blood boil. He was in charge of this rebellious manchild who was stuck living in an emo phase for the rest of his life. If he had to guess he was listening to some edgy Fall Out Boy song with a title way too long to remember, most likely that one where the lawyers told them to change the name of the song or the one about a girl who fucked a member of the band and got a shitty song about her. Deceit couldn't be bothered to remember the exact titles, he despises that genre of music. He was a classical and orchestral man. You know, not fucking garbage.

"You're totally not hiding something from me. Since when do you like space? I remember you being absolutely terrified of it! What happened to that?!"

"You're kidding me, right Dee? I just got over myself. I can have development of my own. I can grow the fuck up. If you're going to yell at me for getting over one of my, as you called it yourself, 'Irrational Fears' shouldn't you be happy for me? Oh, I forgot. Snakes like you can't experience happiness or pride like that."

Virgil scoffed, being entirely defensive and hitting Deceit right where it hurt. Yes, he did say that. He calls Virgil's paranoias irrational fears to the others. Yes, he had stated before to the other dark sides he doesn't feel pride or happiness for others. Clearly Virgil didn't take them as obvious lies. Virigl hated Deceit. He was literally the mom to an edgy teen. Deceit let out a long sigh before sitting down on the edge of Virgil's bed. He ain't gonna give him the whole 'im Worried about you because I love you' speech. That's weird. Instead he'll do this.

"Fine. I won't pry. Just keep me in the loop. You're a dark side, Virgil, just like the rest of us. You're family to us. I'm not lying about that part. Just break a leg and die in a fire, okay?"

Virgil knew that was Deceit's Favorite way to say 'stay safe and I care about you more than I care about most of these assholes here'. Virgil weakly smiled and gave him a fist bump before Deceit left Virgil to whatever he was doing. He closed the door and saw Remus there, carrying something that he had found. Of course. Deceit was correct. He knew the entire time of course. He just needed the final evidence. He patted Remus's head like an anime catgirl and started heading towards the core of the mind.