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Boop [Logicality]

Let's get out fluff on! Thank you to PokemonGladion for the request!

 STORYTIME!

 "🎶Ba ba ba da ba ba baba bada Ba ba ba da ba baba bada~🎶"

Patton sung random jibberish as he mixed the batter for the next batch of Christmas cookies, mimicking Thomas's actions in the real world so he can make these homemade delectables from memory. Logan was standing behind Patton as he happily baked the Christmas cookies, learning and making sure that he was accurate to the recipe that he spent an hour memorizing last night down to every last bit of punctuation. He wanted to do this right. They both did. These Christmas cookies were for Thomas's friends! But let's be honest, Logan was absolutely hopeless with domestic activities such as these, despite the fact he was trained as a chemist.

"The oven is preheated to threehundred fifty degrees, right?"

Patton asked, not turning around to see for himself. He was smiling, still half dancing with his feet. He certainly had the 'happy feet' from that movie he loved about the animated penguins that's tried to look realistic but just made the arctic birds look awkward against the environment models. Logan peered around his head, seeing the oven transition from the preheated stage to showing the threehundred fifty on the little display window. Logan nodded as the beep sounded through the kitchen, matching Thomas's actions in real life. Patton grinned and turned around, putting the batch he had already set out and shaped into different Christmas shapes into the oven, along with a second pan identical to the first. Thomas was really going all out with cookies.

Patton finished setting out the batch he was currently mixing, getting the cookie cutter and making shaped out of the solidified dough. Logan stepped closer to peer down at the counter as Patton worked, then his gaze moved up to Patton's face. He had this adorable subconscious habit that when he was super focused he'd stick his tongue out to the side and bite it. Logan chuckled deeply, refusing to hide his smile. Then he noticed a small patch of flower on the tip of his nose. Patton always was a messy man. So he didn't the logical thing and licked his thumb  reaching across and wiping the flour off.

This startled Patton. He fixed his posture and turned to face Logan, staring at him blankly like a wild doe seeing a human for the very first time. Logan wiped his thumb off on a hand towel around the kitchen, mentally hoping that Thomas didn't suffer from the same embarassment himself, and then returned Patton's unwavering gaze. Did he do something wrong? No, the fact thst a grin was growing upon his face meant that he accidentally did something right. Patton had completely turned away from the dough on the counter and giggled. He lunged forward slightly, his index finger landing on Logan's nose. He flicked it down a little bit when he pressed down.

"Boop!"

Patton felt satisfied and turned around, the entire ordeal confusing Logan. Boop? He wasn't familiar with that term. Is that a modern slang word he must add to his collection of vocabulary cards? If so, then he shall do so immediately. However, the definition perplexed him. Patton tapped his nose with his finger and said 'boop'. Is that a sign of affection of some sort? Logan was so confused, yet didn't find it reasonable to ask at this time seeing that the two of them were already preoccupied with a task: baking Christmas Cookies.

"Would three batches of twenty four be enough to satisfy our friends, Patton? I'd hate to waste food."

Logan commented as he noticed the forty eight cookies already baked and ready to go, not including the twenty four in the oven. The first batch was cooled and on plates, ready to be served. The second batch was cooling on the counter, resting so the cooking process can finish internally. Have you ever heard of residual heat? The heat from the oven is trapped within the baked good and until it is suppressed by the baked good reaching room temperature it co I use to cook from the inside. It's a truly marvelous phenomenon, most easily observed with scrambled eggs. Logan loved the idea of it.