Sander Sides oneshots

im so glad i saved you.

Deceit walked to nowhere one cold, snowy morning. It was quiet and peaceful, due to the fact that there were hardly any other people there. He sat down at a bench and drank his coffee, enjoying the silence. He looked up, seeing a man standing in the middle of the street, with a truck coming his way. The driver has yet to notice the man, since he was looking at his phone.

Deceit jumped up and ran to the man, pushing him out of the street as the car passed by. They landed on the ground, deceit on top of the stranger.

"Holy fuck, are you okay?" Deceit asked as he stood up, helping the man up as well.

"God wanted me dead, now you will know why." He said. deceit looked at him strangly before the man pulled out handcuffs, attaching one to himself before quickly attaching the other to deceit.

"What are you doing?" Deceit asked, trying to get the cuffs off.

"You ever heard of 'you saved me so I owe you my life' that they have in movies? Well this is kinda like that, except it's not. You saved me, so now I'm your problem." The man said. "I'm remus, by the way."

"I'm Deceit... Um, what do you mean you're my problem?"

"You saved me while I was trying to die, because no one else wanted to deal with me, so either place me back into the street to die or deal with me. your choice." Remus said, shrugging. Deceit sighed, tugging on the handcuffs.

"It'ssss cold, let's go." Deceit said as he began walking, tugging Remus with him.

"You're not going to leave me in the street?" Remus asked. Deceit shook his head.

"I don't sssee a reason to. You seem decent enough."

"You haven't met me yet, that's why." Remus said, grinning.

~~~

By the end of the day, deceit understood what he meant by "you haven't met me yet."

Remus was %100 the weirdest, most demented, most inappropriate person Deceit had ever met. But it was endearing to him. He kinda enjoyed the intrusive thoughts Remus had, he thought the inappropriate jokes were funny and he just enjoyed being around him. His flirting was flustering, so deceit spent his entire day blushing. Deceit also came to realize that Remus was a very horny man, which lead to a lot of uncomfortable situations, but the day was finally over.

The two handcuffed men found themselves at Deceits apartment. Remus took out a key from his pocket, and took the handcuffs off of them.

"Thanks for not putting me back in the street, I enjoyed being alive with you today." Remus said, putting the handcuffs back in his pocket. "I'll be back tomorrow. If you don't move apartments just to get away, that is."

"Where are you going to go?" Deceit asked.

"Probably gonna find an Alley to sleep in for tonight." Remus said as he turned around to walk away.

"Wait, uh, do you wanna ssstay here? I wouldn't mind letting you stay." Deceit said, grabbing his wrist to keep him from leaving so soon.

"Really? Sure, it would be better than sleeping on the floor in an alley." Remus said, walking into deceits apartment.

"So, I've been meaning to ask. Your scales. Are they real?" He asked as he sat on the couch, deceit sitting down as well.

"Yeah, they are." Deceit said.

"Where else do you have them?" Remus asked, looking deceit up and down, causing deceit to blush.

"Er- everywhere?" Deceit said, though it sounded more like a question.

"Nice. So are you just a snake but in human form?" Remus asked. Deceit nodded.

"Does that mean you have two dic-" Remus got cut off by a pillow being thrown at his face by a blushing deceit.

"You do!" Remus gasped, laughing.

"Ssshut up!" Deceit said, blushing deeper and hitting him with another pillow.

"Can I see it?" Remus asked, smirking.

"No, you can not sssee it!" Deceit yelled, his face a bright crimson.

"Alright," Remus said, pouting, "can I sleep in your bed with you, double D?"

"Don't call me that!"

~~~

Soon enough they went to bed. Deceit ended up letting Remus sleep in his bed with him. Why? He has no idea. After they got changed, deceit letting remus borrow some clothes for the night, they settled into bed. Deceit wore yellow shorts and a black over-sized T-shirt. Remus wore green sweatpants and a black tank top.

"So, double D, can I see it now?" Remus asked, quietly.

"No." Deceit said, rolling his eyes. After a few beats of silence, remus spoke up.

"Y'know, I really like your scales. Especially the ones on your thighs." Remus said, touching said scales lightly. Deceit shivered and turned around so he was facing him.

"If thisss is your way of trying to sssee it, please stop." He said.

"What if it isn't just a way to see it? Can I keep doing it?" remus asked softly, a small smile on his face. Deceit didn't respond, just turned back around. Remus continued to pet his scales softly, before noticing some on the side of his neck. Remus placed a soft, barely-there kiss to his scales. Deceit drew in a shaky breath.

"Is this okay?" Remus asked. Deceit nodded.

"I've never liked my ssscales." Deceit said quietly, so quiet you wouldnt be able to hear it unless you were as close as Remus was. "They made it known I was different. They- they're ugly and different and no one ever liked going near me because of them. You're the only person that's ever willingly touched them without being disgusted by them. I'm so glad I saved you."

Remus turned deceit so he could see his face properly, before placing a kiss to his lips. He got on top of deceit, straddling him.

"They are beautiful. You're beautiful. Different is better than normal. Being different is what makes things better. And, if it's okay with you, I'd like to show you  just how beautiful I think they are." Remus said, kissing his neck softly. Deceit shivered, as goosebumps covered his body. Remus slowly drew up deceits shirt, before sliding it off of him.

"They're very sensitive." Remus observed as he gently stroked the ones on his stomach. Deceit hummed, gently holding remuss waist. (I misspelled stroked and it auto corrected to straight. Lmao, most definitely not.)

"T-they are extremely sensitive... I won't be able to fall asleep if you keep... doing that." Deceit said.

"Do you want me to stop?" Remus asked, still lightly stroking his scales on his chest. He lightly bit his neck, causing deceit to let out a small moan.

"No."

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Major gay.

Okay, so knowing Remus I wanted more of an... Intimate kind of thing, since in all the other ones with him he was soft, so I tried to combine that.

Did I did good?

Remus is a soft horny man lmao