haikyuu reacts to ships

Kageyama x Hinata / Kagehina

(A/n - is this not basically already canon? Whatever, I'll start with the most popular ones and then go from there.)

Yachi: I knew it! I told you there was chemistry Daichi-san! 

Daichi: Fucking fine, how much do I owe you?

Yachi: You can't put a price on the taste of victory, Sawamura. That being said, how much does a motorcycle cost?

Daichi: NO-

Hinata: I DON'T LIKE KAGEYAMA. THAT'S SO GROSS. HE'S LIKE- LIKE A- 

Kageyama: Like a what ? 

Hinata: LIKE A BITCH. 

Tsukishima: Then why did I hear you say he was cute one time after practice?

Hinata: THAT'S A LIE I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

Tsukishima: Yeah, true, but you're still blushing.

Hinata: AM NOT (*he lies through his teeth*).

Yamaguchi: nice one tsukki 

Oikawa: Iwa-Chan didn't I tell you-

Iwa: shut the fuck up right now. 

Oikawa: You're just mad because I was right. 

Suga: Awww it's like all my kids grew up and got married to each other. It's every parent's dream. 

Tsukki: for the last fucking time, we're not your children. 

Suga: Really? You'd say that to the person who raised you? I'm disappointed Tsukishima Kei. 

Tsukki: ...sor ry...

Kenma: so you're officially out then, shouyou?

Hinata: KENMA-

Kenma: oh. you're not?

Hinata: *passes out*

Kenma: oh...oops...what did i do ?

Kuroo: fuck Ken I think you killed him

Atsumu: Hinata no- Wait hold the fuck up is that the guy from the Adlers??

Sakusa: is that really your biggest concern while our teammate just passed out next to us?

Bokuto: HAH I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS MISSING. I give it solid 9/10.

Hinata: I'm sorry, nine?!

Bokuto: WHAT HE'S OUR ENEMY-

Unicorn-Flowers: *loudly and obnoxiously clears throat* OKAY. So I love that we're all aborad the kagehina train-

Hinata: I'M N O T E X C U S E M E- 

Unicorn-Flowers: that's not your decision to make - but, while this was just great, i think we should move on. we've got a lot of ground to cover because haikyuu is sh ipp ing  h e l l.

Hinata: WaIT hOLD ON i'M NOT donE wITH THIS-