***Magnus Bane has updated his status***
I'S DRUNKED
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Alec: HAHA IKR SO @#$%
Tessa: ommg i thhink i drunked two mush berr
Will: allergic bananaas, whhat a wonderfull phraes
Will: allergiic bananas, aint so passign craze
Jem: it measn no bananas, four the rest of yor dayys
Will & Jem: its ou're banana free, recipee, allergic bananas
Clary: WOO HAKUUNA MATATAH :,D
Jace: Im' so hot wtf!
Cecily: i luv yuoo Gabey!!!!!
Gabriel: i nkow
Cecily: what
Gabriel: what
Simon: whacth me, im intoxatated, diggin the show/ its got me hipnatized, evvryboody stpe aside
Isabelle: TAHTS' SO HOT OFMG
Clary: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Magnus: i feel like dacning
Jace: i maen, like, so so hawt like looka dis!!
Magnus: IM DANCIGN LIEK THEIRS NO TOMMORWO
Simon: OMMG ME TO *evrybody wansa stael my grill*
Clary: somin, taht is ONe DIRectoin
Clary: i tought you hate theme
Simon:...i do, duuh. i am just mokcing tham, duuh
Simon: duuh
Tessa: rigt, duh
Jem: ervey body wanst two take my grill awya...
Maia: Okay, who got the industrial-sized beer dispenser shipped to the Institute?
Magnus: meeeeeeeee
Magnus: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Magnus: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Will: got it
Tessa: DX
Tessa: i maent XD
Tessa: XD
Maia: this is pathetic
Maia: any more beer in that dispenser?
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Heyy people!
Sorry, this chapter was kinda lame, but OMG nearly 150 reads last I checked! I was not expecting that. Thank you, people!
Remember to (please!) vote on each chapter. Also, comment! Please! Say anything! I will appreciate any comments at all, even critical ones. Thanks so much!
~Vanessa
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