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:::CATTEN FOUND:::

***Will Herondale has updated his status***

I found a catten

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Simon: A catten.

Will: It's a word.

Isabelle: What are a catten?

Will: It are a gawky teenage kittencat mutant cross of.

Clary: ???

Sebastian: If nobody claims the animal, I will gladly adopt it. I do need something new to experiment on...

Magnus: What colour and gender is the teenage mutant kittencat cross of?

Will: It are of the maleian species, coloured of a small.

Magnus: Oh, good! That's my catten, Chairman Meow

Will:...

Will: Chairman... Meow.

Magnus: Is a perfect name of normalosity

Tessa: by the Angel you people make no sense

Will: Okey, I'll come to NYC and deliver your little Chairman Cat

Magnus: Meow.

Alec: Lovely. my bf has finally gone over the edge.

Alec: I always knew the day would come when he started to believe he was a cat

Magnus: nooo, I was correcting our little ghostie friend William here. It's Chairman MEOW, not CAT.

Magnus:...you ARE kidding, right, Alec?

Alec: <<No Comment>>

Jace: WAHEY

Clary: Um... why?

Jace: YOLLA

Clary: Jace, you're acting funny

Clary: OH NO! I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING

Clary: SEBASTIAN HAS POSSESSED JACE AGAIN!!! EVERYBODY RUUUUUUN!!!

Jace: Sebastian is dead (finally), doi. I'm not possessed

Will: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY, MY LITTLE DESCENDANT

Jace: ?

Will: well, its true

Isabelle: Jace and I are in the Institute kitchen together. He doesn't seem possessed

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Jem: Umm, the government doesn't really know about demon-possessing, though

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Clary: Simon? Don't take this the wrong way, but as your bestest friend in the whole wide world, I think you should know... you're freaking insane.

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Isabelle: Will someone get him to stop saying that? It's annoying

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Magnus: OH MY GOD SIMON!

Simon: wut

Simon: I'm just telling the true

Magnus: That's what the government wants you to think!

Jem: ANYWAY

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okayyy

that was a weird chapter. But as Jem always says... Anyway.

This one's dedicated to PugPupLuv because she loves cats and nonsensicalness... yeah. It's also dedicated to my own awesome catten, Mojo Wigglebottom III, who was very nearly named Chairman Meow. ;)

As always, hope you enjoyed, and thanks for reading!!!

~Vanessa