***Luke Garroway has updated his status***
YOUUUUU AND I
WE DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM
WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END
BUH NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN YOUUUU AND I
—Jocelyn Fray likes this—
—Comments—
Clary: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE
Luke: *Dad
Clary: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Luke: What?
Clary: Not you too!!!
Vanessa: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!
Clary: Oh, gawd, are you making my dad sing stupid boy band songs just because your dad did IRL, just like you KEEP MAKING MY MOTHER FANGIRL ANNOYINGLY?!
Jocelyn: I heard that!
Vanessa: "Stupid"? Ouch. Feels, man.
Vanessa: But basically, yeah. Another life-inspired chapter ;)
Clary: grr. *hates*
Jocelyn: AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Clary and Vanessa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Simon: She's singing the Walk Off The Earth version of Shake It Off, dudes
Clary and Vanessa: oh okey :)
Luke: WAIT WHAT KIDS DON'T GO WALKING OFF THE EARTH
Jocelyn: Get wit the times, bae. They're talkin bout WOTE
Luke: Oh.
Luke: I totally know what you just said.
Clary: MOM
Jocelyn: Clary.....Clary.....CLARY.....CLARYYYYY!!!
Clary: WHAT
Jocelyn: We're on a bridge, Clary!
Simon: YAYEE CHARLIE
Clary: I hate Charlie The Unicorn, ty
Simon: You so don't!
Clary: I do!!
Simon: You are obsessed with The Door and the neoplurodon or whatever it's called and Starfish/Patrick Star parody and the Millipede and The Banana King and tons of shtuff
Clary: Hmph. Well then.
Clary: You're a banana king.
Simon: Well, that sounded weird.
Jocelyn: How so?
Simon: Idk. Just felt like saying so.
Simon: Anyway
Jem: DUDE. NOT YOUR LINE.
Simon: *blows raspberry*
Jem: *moons*
Simon: *flips bird*
Jem: *pulls up nostrils and oinks*
Clary: I am surrounded by idiots.
Scar: THAT'S MY LINE
Clary: Deal widdit! #GLITTERBOMB!!!
Jem: Anyway
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Yes. My dad is now a Directioner too. Oh, and a Sheerio. Bad news: He really can't sing.
*sigh*
I am surrounded by middle-aged fangirls.
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