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Luke Garroway, Fangirl Extraordinaire

***Luke Garroway has updated his status***

YOUUUUU AND I

WE DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM

WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END

BUH NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN YOUUUU AND I

—Jocelyn Fray likes this—

—Comments—

Clary: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

Luke: *Dad

Clary: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Luke: What?

Clary: Not you too!!!

Vanessa: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!

Clary: Oh, gawd, are you making my dad sing stupid boy band songs just because your dad did IRL, just like you KEEP MAKING MY MOTHER FANGIRL ANNOYINGLY?!

Jocelyn: I heard that!

Vanessa: "Stupid"? Ouch. Feels, man.

Vanessa: But basically, yeah. Another life-inspired chapter ;)

Clary: grr. *hates*

Jocelyn: AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Clary and Vanessa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Simon: She's singing the Walk Off The Earth version of Shake It Off, dudes

Clary and Vanessa: oh okey :)

Luke: WAIT WHAT KIDS DON'T GO WALKING OFF THE EARTH

Jocelyn: Get wit the times, bae. They're talkin bout WOTE

Luke: Oh.

Luke: I totally know what you just said.

Clary: MOM

Jocelyn: Clary.....Clary.....CLARY.....CLARYYYYY!!!

Clary: WHAT

Jocelyn: We're on a bridge, Clary!

Simon: YAYEE CHARLIE

Clary: I hate Charlie The Unicorn, ty

Simon: You so don't!

Clary: I do!!

Simon: You are obsessed with The Door and the neoplurodon or whatever it's called and Starfish/Patrick Star parody and the Millipede and The Banana King and tons of shtuff

Clary: Hmph. Well then.

Clary: You're a banana king.

Simon: Well, that sounded weird.

Jocelyn: How so?

Simon: Idk. Just felt like saying so.

Simon: Anyway

Jem: DUDE. NOT YOUR LINE.

Simon: *blows raspberry*

Jem: *moons*

Simon: *flips bird*

Jem: *pulls up nostrils and oinks*

Clary: I am surrounded by idiots.

Scar: THAT'S MY LINE

Clary: Deal widdit! #GLITTERBOMB!!!

Jem: Anyway

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Yes. My dad is now a Directioner too. Oh, and a Sheerio. Bad news: He really can't sing.

*sigh*

I am surrounded by middle-aged fangirls.