***Jocelyn Fray has updated her status***
i...Pod
I don't get it
--Luke Garroway likes this--
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Clary: MOM
Jocelyn: What?
Clary: MOOOM
Jocelyn: What?!
Clary: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Jocelyn: CAAAAAAAAAARRLLL! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRLL! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRLL!
Clary:
Simon: Your mom is freakin awesome man
Magnus: LLAMAS WIT HATS
Clary: Oh gawd, no more llamas!
Will: STOP--Llama time!!!
Will Herondale is doing the M. C. Hammer Pants Dance
Tessa: *fans self bc dying from Will's hotness*
Will: ~And you know it, know it, know it~
Jocelyn: AHHHMAAAHHHGAAAAAAHD
Clary: what mom
Jocelyn: 5SOS ARE COMING TO NYC ON JUNE 6
Clary: ...
Clary: We know
Clary: WE ARE SO EXCITED AND FANGIRLING LIKE MINIONS
Clary: but srsly, thats old news man
Jocelyn: oh
Jocelyn: well
Jocelyn: I'll just go drown in feelsings
Clary: They are called *feels
Jocelyn: WHATEVS
Clary: Please do not ever say 'whatevs' again
Jocelyn: ttylgf!
Jocelyn Fray has left the conversation
Jace: What is ttylgf...?
Clary: *shudder* Talk to you later, girlfriend
Alec: Why do you not like it when your mom acts like a fangirl
Clary: BC IT'S WEIRD MAN
Simon: Hokay.
Tessa: anyway
Jem Carstairs has joined the conversation
Jem: DON'T HUG ME I'M SCAAAAARREED WAHAHUHUHHH
Everyone:
Magnus: Have you been watching Five Nights at Freddy's theory videos again?
Jem: *whimpers*
Tessa: aww, Jem baby, wanna hug?
Jem: DO NOT HUG ME, FOR I AM SCARED!!!!
Tessa: alrighty then
Magnus: Glitterbomb.
Jem: It's pronounced GLITTERBOMB
Magnus: I CAN PRONOUNCE IT HOWEVER I WANT YO
Magnus: Cuase, y'know, I'm awesome and hwatnot
Jem: *whatnot
Magnus: No, hwatnot.
Jem: *whatnot
Magnus: WHADDID I JUST TELL YUO
Will: SHUT UP
Magnus: WHO
Will: YOU
Jem: hehe
Will: You too, bruh
Jem: :(
Magnus: >:3
Jem: :)
Jem: ^*3
Magnus: ?
Alec: !
Jem: '\_'--'_/'
Will: ...?
Alec: ...!
Magnus: ...?!
Jem: You guys mistranslated that didn't you
Will, Alec and Magnus: Mebbe
Jem: No matta! GLITTERBOMB
Magnus: THATS MY LINE
Jem: YOLO WOO
Jace: weirdos
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Happy belated birthday, Fred (R.I.P.) and George Weasely! Just found out today that April Fools' is their bifdee.
Aw, man, now I am sad about Fred. :'(
*sads* *tries to unsad* *fails* *waaa*
Anyway, chapter backstory:
My dear mother was standing outside, staring off into the distance, when I heard her say, "i...Pod...I don't get it." Turns out she was saying something about "I pause" and I just misheard her, but I still don't really know exactly what she was saying. Weird. Anyway.
*FANGIRLING MINIONS*
~V
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FanficJust a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoH...
