***Simon Lewis had updated his status***
I FRIGGIN HATE HUMANITY
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Clary: Why?! What happened?
Simon: Nothing. I just hate humanity
Clary: Well, you're quite the pleasant person.
Tessa: Simon, why do you hate us poor, defenseless humans?
Simon: Technically, Tess, you aren't really human
Will: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HER
Simon: Um, Tess
Will: DON'T CALL HER THAT!!!
Simon: ...why
Tessa: That's my spenkshul nickname. :3 Only Will calls me Tess
Will: SO DON'T SPEAK THAT WORD OR YOU DIE
Simon: O-kay. Anyway.
Simon: I hate humanity because people think that NERDS, of all people, are "uncool". As long as you are an Aberzombie Badarse, though, that makes you "cool", when really you're just a friggin posieur who can't embrace your inner dorkish beauty
Isabelle: Ouch
Clary: You sound slightly angry about this
Clary: Ohhh, is this about another fight between you and Jace?
Simon: No. And, Izzy, babe, I wasn't talking about you. You are genuinely cool
Isabelle: I have no idea whether to take that as a compliment or insult now
Magnus: Simon's just mad at me bc I called him a nerd and explained exactly why that is the case
Clary: But you aren't an Aberzombie, Magnus
Simon: I know. That was a jab at Jace
Jace: Dude, all I ever wear is head-to-toe black Shadowhunter gear
Simon: ...unless you are disguised as a mundane, in which case you get Isabelle to check out the latest trends and buy you a bunch of crap mall clothes
Isabelle: I buy my stuff from the mall
Simon: Like I said, you are genuinely awesomesauce, Iz. You are like the only non-nerd cool person in the world
Clary: Hey!
Simon: ...says my fellow nerd ;)
Clary: What?!
Clary: It's not like I play D&D or something that you and your band geeks do
Simon: Yeh, but you ARE a fangirl. And fangirls, to a certain extent, are full-blown dorkuses
Clary: That sentence was just a bunch of big, fat irony
Simon: ikr
Tessa: Am I a nerd?
Simon: Yes.
Tessa: YAYEE I'M COOL
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