Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

RANDOM UPDATE TIME 8D

***Simon Lewis has updated his status***

STUPID ZAYN

I USED TO LOVE YOU AND NOW I HATE YOUOUUU

I KNOW YOU ALWAYS WANTED A STUPID SOLO CAREER AND THEN YOU LEFT THE BAND AND GOT THIS STUPID REBOUND RELATIONSHIP WITH STUPID NAUGHTY BOY AND THEN YOU DISSED HIM ON STUPID TWITTER AND YOU BETRAYED EVERYONE BC YOU'RE GETTING A STUPID SOLO CAREER AND EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. you're such an amazing singer :3

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Jace: AGAIN with the One Direction! Enough already!!!!!!

Clary: Wait, did you just admit that you're a Directioner...?

Simon: ...

Simon: Yes.

Simon: Yes, I did.

Isabelle: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Isabelle: MY BAEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isabelle: SING IT LOUD AND SING IT PUHROUUUUUUUUD

Simon: ???

Isabelle: When guys are man enough to admit they like a boy band, they become THAT much hotter

Simon: O.O

Simon: WHY DIDN'T I SAY THIS BEFORE

Isabelle: ikr

Simon: But I like Marianas Trench better

Frank: WOOOOO VANCOUVERITE CANADIAN AWESOME PEEPLE OF BANDNESS! GO MARIANAS TRENNNNCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: ...

Frank:

Everyone:

Frank:

Will: 'Tis not a Heroes of Olympus fanfiction now, is it, Frankwerd?

Frank: ...no.

Will: Bye bye!

Frank: >:P*

Frank Zhang has left the conversation

Jace: Anyway, I'm getting sick of all this bandspeak -_-

Simon: WHAI?!

Jace: Bc nobody cares about One Direction. Or The Vamps. Or 5SOS, or Marian's Trough, or Ed Sheeran, or Taylor Swift...

Simon: *chokes*

Simon: 

1) More people care about my boys 1D than anyone will EVER care about you!

2) It's MARIANAS TRENCH, not friggin Marian's Trough, wtf?!

3) Ed and Taylor aren't bands, dumbarse

Jem: *you didn't mention Vamps or SOSies

Simon: Eh. Nobody cares about Vampires or Saucies.

Clary: XD Dork, I do!

Simon: Eh. Who cares ;)

Magnus: OH MY GOD

Magnus: SIMON WINKED AT CLARY

Magnus: PROOF! PROOF! CLIMON CONFIRMED!!!!! *makes rectangular symbol*

Clary: Um.

Simon: Dude, that was BOOKS ago!

Clary: That wasn't even books ago. I never loved you, soz.

Simon: Myeh, myeh, myehhhh :P* lol

Tessa: You two are adorable

Jace: *gives look*

Tessa: *eyerolls* Planetonically, you two are adorable

Jem: Yay for planetonacy!!!

Will: *high fives Jem*

Jem: *high fives Will*

Jace: Dafuq

Alec: No one knows.

Alec: Also: *platonic.

Simon: PLANETONIC BE MORE FUNNER

Isabelle: Yay-huh! #Jewill gotsa bromance, Clary and me gotsa BRAMANCE

Clary: OH GIRL DAS EPIC

Isabelle: *high fives Clary*

Clary: *high fives Isabelle*

Simon: It started as a rant about sweet-lil-Brit-boy-gone-evil and is now a friendship-is-magic convention

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Simon: DA EFF

Jem: Anyway XD

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PugPupLuv made up the Bramance joke, because you all care! :]

Yes, random surprisiful update thing! I'm way over my daily word count goal for Sun & Snow, so I figured I could sneak in a Chat ;) Please to vote/comment/share!!!

BTW, sorry I mention musical artist people so much. I'm kind of music crazy, hahaha. ^_^

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