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Magnus On Some Serious Glitter

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There is something really wrong with you, Magnus.

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Magnus: Ezzactlay, dahling ;)

Will: What's he high on now?

Magnus: GLITTER!!!

Alec: ...glitter.

Clary: Wow-hey.

Jace: Isn't he always high on glitter?

Magnus: Yes. Yes, he is always high on glitter.

Magnus: He also enjoys speaking in the third person.

Magnus: It's not weird.

Jem: Yep, definitely glitter-drunked.

Simon: I think we need to stage an intervention.

Alec: YES. PLEASE.

Cecily: What's wrong with having a little glitter in your life?

Alec: YOU TRY LIVING WITH IT!!!!!!

Tessa: I have a kitten on my lap!

Magnus: that was random...

Tessa: ...and he is trying to type on the keyboard XD

Jem: If you're talking about Church, he's with me in the living room and you're hallucinating, fyi

Tessa: No, I mean a mutt kitten, not a demonic decades-old Persian. I adopted him this afternoon <3

Church: Without consulting the man of the house???

Jem: Yeah, without consulting me?

Church: Um. Heheh.

Church: I was kinda talking about me, so you just step down, puny mortal.

Jem: Oh. Okay

Tessa: bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnjjjjjjjjjjj uytyae89jhjjjjd

Tessa: Oho, widdle Mojo-kins, my littlesmall babycattenboo, trying to type while I am clearly busy contributing to this Chat! You so cutiful, yes you is, yes you is!!!

Jace: uh

Clary: His name's...Mojo.

Tessa: Yeh, 'cause he gots swag!

Tessa: He be like: Glitter Mojo, Swag Mojo, Fabulousaghhhhhhhhjjjkkkkkkkkkk

Tessa: OKAY THAT'S IT. I'S KICKIN YOU OFF ME LAP. GO EAT YO TUNA

Tessa: Anyway, what were we talking about?

Magnus: Tired old parodies.

Tessa: Oh, yeah. Basically, replace "llama" with "Mojo", and that's him ^*3

Ed: ...why?

Tessa: Because...yolo.

Niall: Do you geddit?

Ed: I don't geddit.

Luke: Anyway

Harry: NO

Harry: GLITTERBOMB

Harry: GLITTERBOMMMMMMB

Harry: GLITTERRRRR

Harry: BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMB

Louis: WE GEDDIT

Ashton: ?

Jem: What Luke said.

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So, Part 3 is just Magnus's normal self, I guess XD

And yes, my kitten Mojo was on my lap and trying to type. After a while, I kinda dumped him off and told him to go suck a scone. My family looked at me funny. It's weird; they do that a lot, for some reason.

Btw, sorry about the last 15 or so lines. I just had to. :3