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The Fault in Our Stargirl

***Stargirl Caraway has updated her status***

YAHEY I LOVE SHADOWHUNTERZ ZOMGS HEYY BESTIES GET OVER HERE with Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters

—Comments—

Hazel: ...hi

Simon: Who yuz?

Tessa: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HAZEL AND GUS AND STARGIRL ARE?!

Simon: I know a Hazel Levesque and a Jason with Hazel Grace's last name. I do not know Star Girl or these ppl

Stargirl: *Stargirl

Augustus: Whazza Shadowhunter

Jace: A Shadowhunter is an awesome

Augustus: ah

Hazel: idgi

Stargirl: WOWWWWWHEYYYYYYEEEEEEE

Leo: Stargirl! What you do here?

Stargirl: What YOU do here?

Leo: I asked you first...

Cinnamon: DEAL WIDDIT

Simon: Leo Valdez? You know Stargirl?

Leo: Leo who?

Simon: Oho, you're from a different book! Well, then, excuuuse me for being such a not-fangirl!!!

Leo: ...um

Hazel: You are random

Augustus: peach, bruh

Hazel: *preach

Augustus: No. Peach.

Hazel: ...okay

Vanessa: Gus, can I change your fb name pleeease? It's so looooong

Augustus: Hmmm

Augustus: Lemme think...

Augustus: Should I change it? Idk...

Vanessa: GAHHH

Augustus: Fine XD

Vanessa: Done. Bai

Gus: WOWHEY

Stargirl: THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

Gus: ZOMFG TWINSAYS

Stargirl: YASS

Gus Waters and Stargirl Caraway are now twinsays

Will: wtaf

Hazel: you peeps are weeeird

Cinnamon: DEAL WIDDIT

Simon: Who yuz?

Simon: ...

Simon: Hello?

Simon: Cinnamon, who are you, man?

Cinnamon: DEAL WIDDIT

Simon: Is that all you know how to say?

Stargirl: Yes. I trained him myself ;)

Simon: Um?

Simon: Oh, wait, is he a cat? I guess that makes sense. There are a lot of talking cats in this fic...

Stargirl: No, he's a rat

Church Carstairs, Chairman_Meow Lightwood-Bane, Yossarian Lewis, Mojo, and Whimsy: WHAT NOW WHO RAT?!

Cinnamon: O.O

Cinnamon: hjfuwalejkgebjksdAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cinnamon Caraway has left the conversation

Stargirl: Oh, my XD

Leo: CINNAMON!!! I'LL SAVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!

Leo: *runs* *trips down stairs* *fail*

Stargirl: You're cute when you're an idiot

Gus: THIS IS SO RANDOM

Hazel: why am I still here anyway

Jem: SHE SAID ANYWAY

Jem: HAH!

Jem: BURRRN!!!

Hazel: What...?

Will: Ignore him ;)

Stargirl: #GLITTERBOMB!!!

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I'm sorry. That was terrible. :3

AND BTW HOLY SHIPPED! 12K!!! WHAT k I'm done now

Anyway.