***Cat Valentine has updated her status***
TO THE TUNE OF "TAKE ME OUT THE BALLGAME"
*ahem*
Take me down to the basement
Fill the buckets with cheese
Tickle your mother with pufferfish
Kiss a rhinoceros, then make a wish
'Cause it's noodle soup for the sailors
If their boat sinks in the rain
And we won't, won't, pay for this song
'Cause it's public domain!
--7,392 people like this--
--Comments--
Clary: OMG, Valentine has returned!!!
Cat: but this is my first post in this group thing
Jace: Are you related to a dude named Valentine Morgenstern?!?!!!
Cat: no
Alec: SHE LIES!!!
Cat: who's Valentine Morethenstern?
Clary: Morgenstern
Cat: no, i'm pretty sure it's Morethenstern
Isabelle: oh jeez, Valentine has a minion that's coming back to kill all the Downworlders!!!
Magnus: Shoot. I'm dead
--Tessa Gray, Maia Roberts, and Bat Velasquez totally agree--
Gabriel: Whoever this Valentine Morgenstern is, I seriously doubt that Cat has anything to do with him. She doesn't really seem harmful or clever enough to be evil
Cat: thank you!
Jace: Nope, def not clever enough
Cat: thank you, too!
Cat: woah, Jace, I likey your profile pic ;)
Clary: EXCUSE ME
Clary: THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING TO FLARTATIOUSLY
Jace: Sorry, Cat, I only like redhead girls
Cat: i'm a redhead!
Jace: Then why do you have a brunette as your profile pic?
Cat: oh, that's just my favourite celeb, Ariana Grande
Alec: because Shadowhunters would know this. #nosarcasmhere #promise
Isabelle: Yeah, Cat's got no connection to Valentine, I'm prettttttty sure
Cat: i am Valentine!
Cat: just not an evil puppykicker dude
Clary: I still don't like you
Sam: Watch it, Clarissa person.
Magnus: Who Sam?
Sam: Are you a cop?
Magnus: no
Sam: Then I'm your best friend. Now, go get me some fried chiggen
Jem: Anyway.
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Happy Valentine's Day, not! #worstholidayever
Sorry, couldn't resist making a chapter featuring Sam & Cat. Please to forgive? Thanks! By the way, watch the video attatched. It's the parody that Cat posted. It's hilarious XD
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