Just call me Simon Micheal Bruno Perry Lewis.

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***Simon Lewis has updated his status***

I am going to start wearing a hat.

--Comments--

Clary: oh gawd

Will: What kind of hat?

Simon: A fedora

Jace: WHO ARE YOU, BRUNO MARS???

Simon: No, I'm Perry the Platypus ;)

Jem: what's perry the platypus?

Simon: You know, Agent P

Simon: The turquoise duck-billed beaver who wears a fedora

Simon: I've always wanted to be just like Perry

Simon: it's a childhood dream of mine

Clary: Simon, you are weird

Clary: HAHAHA! I dare you to start wearing one glove, then moonwalk everywhere

Simon: NO

Isabelle: what even

Isabelle: But yayee, Simon, you are finally being fashionable!!! I am so proud of you... x

Simon: xxx

Isabelle: XXXXXXXXXX

Simon: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Alec: this is getting slightly disturbing

Tessa: Simon, why you wear hat-la?

Simon: because I like hat-la

Simon: whatever hat-la means XD

Tessa: It jes ramdom

Simon: Ramdom? lol

Tessa: What yo funny?

Simon: LMAO

Simon: And Clary thinks I'm the weird one

Tessa: WHAIS YUO CALL ME WIERDED

Magnus: Okay, what's wrong with Tessa?

Will: Tess? Are you drunked off root beer again

Tessa: no

Tessa: just...gonger ale... *sniff*

Will: ???

Tessa: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jem: Tessa, what's wrong?!

Tessa: I just found out

Tessa: oh god

Tessa: i can't even

Will: what? Are you okay?

Tessa: well... no

Tessa: I just found out that my favourite show got canceled, back in July

Jem: What's your favourite show?

Tessa: Think #FavouriteShow

Maia: oh no

Isabelle: what

Clary: if you're saying what I think you're saying

Magnus: oh my god

Cecily: no

Tessa: Sam & Cat...are...dead

Everyone: *bawls*

Jace: *Everyone except for Jace

Facebook: Whoops...

Everyone except for Jace: *bawls*

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OH MY GOD

I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT LIKE MID-CHAPTER

OH MY GOD

I HATE YOU NICKELODEON

WHYYYYYYYYYY

*bawls*

Well. Anyway.

On a much happier note, I logged on an hour ago to see 1000 FREAKING READS in my face. WHAT! That's just stooky!!! (obscure reference) How even??? Thank you soooo mach!!!

Sorry this chap was a little short. The whole Sam & Cat thing...well. Yeah. If you need me, I'll just be over there, drowning in sorrow...

Peace!

~V

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