***Simon Lewis has updated his status***
I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS, MAGNUS
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--Comments--
Magnus: lulz XP
Simon: DON'T "LULZ" ME!!!
Will: wut?
Clary: We were playing Truth or Dare, and Magnus dared Simon something awful
Simon: HE DARED ME TO RAINBOW-DYE MY BEAUTIFUL FEDORA
Magnus: But now you look so fedorabllle :3
Jem: I am killing myself over here XDDD
Isabelle: I still don't get why you didn't just refuse
Simon:
Simon: IT'S TRUTH OR DARE, WOMAN
Simon: I CAN'T CHICKEN OUT
Isabelle: Mmkay, sure
Jace: You still haven't dared Magnus back
Simon: True...
Magnus: ...but that's because I've been smart, choosing Truth in the case of Simon wanting revenge "\_(^-^)_/"
Simon: hhmph
Simon: you and your fancy emojis...
Jace: Oh, Jesus, just dare the guy anyway! He wouldn't be enough of a coward to back out, I'm sure
Magnus: UM
Simon: >:D
Magnus: NO NO THAT'S OKAY I'M GOOD YOU DON'T HAVE TO DARE ME TO DO ANYTHING
Simon: Magnus Bane, I dare you to dye your armpit hair neon green
Simon: with PERMANENT HAIR DYE
Simon: BOOM
Magnus: ...
Magnus: That's it?
Magnus: Mmkay, brb
Everyone: ...
Alec: You do know he already dyes his armpit hair, raight?
Clary: You failed, Simon. You failed miserably.
Simon: *headdesk*
[30 minutes later...]
Magnus Bane has posted a picture
BAYUM, WHAT? PUKE GREEN PITS [picture]
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--Comments--
Simon: lol, that would be a good band name!!!
Simon: "Simon and the Puke Green Pits"
Eric: I OBJECT TO THIS
Kirk and Matt: I SECOND
Simon: oh shaddup, mundanes :P
Will: I SHOULD DYE MY ARMPIT HAIR, TOO
Alec: oh gawd
Magnus: Will, that's a great idea! Alec and I will do that too. We'll be matchy-matchy cutsieboos!
Alec: 1) BARF 2) NO 3) I know you'd want me to dye them purple with pink dots of polka, so DOUBLE NO
Tessa: Aww, c'mon, Alec! Be matchy cutsieboos!
Jace: Yeah, Alec. Cutsieboos!
Clary: I have to leave before I pee my pants
Clary Fray has left the conversation
Jace: Everything she says is sooo hot...
Jem: *eyerolls*
Magnus: Alec, I dare you to dye your armpit hair!!!
Alec: Ha, no.
Simon: But it's a dare! You have to do it
Alec: It's just a game; I don't HAVE to do anything you tell me. Plus, I shall not give into beer pressure
Jem: Beer pressure?
Alec: IT'S A VERY REAL THING
Magnus: I double dare you
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Alec: ...
Alec: You didn't just
Magnus: I did just ;)
Alec: [censored]
Alec: brb...
[another 30 minutes later]
Alec Lightwood has posted a picture
Here, happy? [picture]
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Magnus: IT'S STILL BLACK
Alec: You never specified what colour dye I have to use
Magnus: [censored]
Will: XD
Will: Don't worry, I knew it was coming. I dyed mine bright blue to make you feel better [picture]
Jace: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS SO SCREWED
Simon: I sincerely regret bringing up armpits.
Jem: lmfao. Anyway...
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I'm debating whether to hit the Publish button.
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If I do, I'm sorry for what I've done to you guys. Really, very sorry.
(LOL, SUCKAZ! I'M NOT SORREH FOR NUTTIN *smacks mouse clicky thing violently over button)
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