*NOTE* The picture that Clary posted is on the side (it's my very strange cat Mojo btw XD). Also, Simon hates *his* cat; Yossarian is his mom's cat. Anyway, enjoy the fic! ~Vanessa
***Simon Lewis has updated his status***
I hate cats
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—Comments—
Magnus: WHA
Magnus: BUH
Magnus: CAT CUTE!
Jem: you evil person
Clary Fray posted a picture.
Clary: HOW CAN YOU EVEN
Clary: JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FACE
Simon: #dogperson
Will: I'm with Simon. Team Dog!
Gabriel: same, bruh
Alec: but they're both awesome
Jace: Strangely, I think I like cats better
Maia: Dogs!
Jordan: Cats!
Maia: What
Jordan: What
Bat: CATS ARE CRAZYDRIVING! Dogs rule!
Clary: Dogs may rule, but they always drool
Magnus: DOGS ARE STUPID AND SLOBBERY
Tessa: No, they're not
Simon: CATS ARE STUCK-UP AND SMELLY
Tessa: Not so!
Magnus: Whose side are you on, anyway???
Tessa:...
Tessa: I love them both
Jessamine: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Gabriel: well, I'm with Simon. #dogperson
Clary: I back cats! #catperson
Alec: Can't we all accept both animals? Tessa's got a point
Magnus: THIS IS WAR
Simon: DEATH TO KITTENS
Isabelle: you just made me cry
Clary Fray, Jace Herondale, Jem Carstairs, Gideon Lightwood, Magnus Bane, Isabelle Lightwood, Jordan Kyle, and Raphael Santiago: #catperson
Simon: Oho! I shall unleash my puppy-loving army upon you wussy cat suckers! CHARGE!!!
Cecily Herondale, Gabriel Lightwood, Simon Lewis, Sophie Collins, Bat Velasquez, Maia Roberts, Will Herondale, and Jessamine Lovelace: #dogperson
Magnus: That's all you got?
Hermione: FANDOMS UNITE!
Hermione Granger, Grover Underwood, Primrose Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Katniss Everdeen, and Ginny Weasley: #catperson
Percy: oh no she di'in't!
Cho Chang, Gale Hawthorne, Tobias Eaton, Harry Potter, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Ron Weasley, Annabeth Chase, Tris Prior, Percy Jackson, and Thalia Grace: #dogperson
Jem: we're outnumbered!
Clary: Hold on! just a sec...
J.K. Rowling, Cassandra Clare, Rick Riordan, Suzanne Collins, and Veronica Roth: #catperson
Clary: BAM, WHAT?
Tessa: you guys are such dweebs
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