Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Jocelyn Is Confuse (as usual)

***Jocelyn Fray has updated her status***

Wait.

So Hazel and Gus are also in the Hunger Games, and they've had an incestical relationship all along?

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Clary: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Simon: XD

Jocelyn: Wut?

Clary: We were watching INSURGENT, not THE HUNGER GAMES

Jocelyn: Girl, are you sassin' me? *snaps*

Clary: Why?

Jocelyn: Cause if you are, no more League of Legends for a week

Clary: ...

Clary: Mom, I'm in my mid-twenties

Simon: *with the mindset of a 17-year-old

Clary: Shut up, Simon

Simon: Divergent and TFIOS are unrelated. There just aren't any kid actors anymore, so they have to recycle Shailene and Ansel and Nat

Jocelyn: Nat?

Simon: Isaac/Quentin

Jocelyn: Kid, we aren't talkin bout Paper Towns rn

Jem: though Ansel was ALSO in Paper Towns *facepalm*

Clary: This whole conversation is already very well-established, people

Magnus: SHAILENE IS SO HAWT

Magnus: I WANT TO SQUISH HER

Clary: ...that's nice...

Magnus: THEY WAY SHE SHOOTS THAT BOW

Magnus: DAYUM

Jocelyn: I'm not sure if this is an appropriate conversation to be having while my child is present

Simon: I think that you're thinking of Katniss, mate

Magnus: Katniss, Tris, they're all delish

Magnus: Specially that Gale dude. #yum

Peeta: PITA PITA PITA PITA PITA PITAPITA PITA PITABREDD

Simon: oh, not you again

Simon: Well, in any case, Star Wars VII was better

Clary: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jocelyn: OMG TOTALLY

Luke: Agreed

Tessa: I saw it and I have been CONVERTED

Jem: Tessie made me watch it XD

Will: Star Wars? What is?

Tessa: O.O

Tessa: Let me educate you, child! Come with mama...

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Will Herondale has left the conversation

Jem: Anyway

Magnus: #GALACTICCAPITOLGRENADEGUNBOMB

Jem: u tryin 2 hard man

Magnus: Hey, I don't fandom-descriminate 

Jem: :P