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MAGNUS

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Magnus: wtf!!!

Magnus: Magnus, did you change all our names to Magnus?!

MAGNUS: Noooooooo, course not. #sarcasm

Magnus: Okay, who is who?

Magnus: Wait, scratch that. We'll never be able to keep track, doi

Magnus: I can tell that you're Simon. No one else could possibly stoop to that level of idiocy

Magnus: Aaaaaand you're Jace

Magnus: Righto ;)

Magnus: We all have the same very disturbing profile picture now, I see.

Magnus: oh my

Magnus: Is that a metallic gold bra...?

MAGNUS: Yep! I stoled it from Camille when we were still dating

Magnus: Did they even make metallic gold bras back then?

Magnuses: ...

Magnus: The Idiotic Simon strikes again

Magnus: I AM WILLIAM, TY. 

Magnus: I was alive then. I think I would know whether they existed

Magnus: umm, do I even WANT to know how you kept up with the femaleian undergarment trends of the late 19th century?

Magnus: No, Tess. No, you really don't.

Magnus: Magnus?

Magnuses: Yes?

Magnus: shut it down, mans

Magnus: Magnus Bane?

MAGNUS: Yeah?

Magnus: CHANGE IT BACK

MAGNUS: Oh, okay.

Magnus: Really?

MAGNUS: Sure, yeah, totally!

MAGNUS: Oh, hey!!! Alec just told me something! If you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds exactly like "green beans"

Magnus: I am trying it

Magnus: I am trying it again

Magnus: It does not work

Magnus: Ohh...

MAGNUS: SUCKA!!!

MAGNUS: No, I'm not changing it back. I like it just the way it is

MAGNUS: Actually, it could use a lot more glitter. Like, WAYYYY more glitter. 

MAGNUS: Other than that, I'm not changing anything

Magnus: Buh!

MAGNUS: No buhs!

Magnus: BLARGH