~continued from When Boredom Strikes, Part 2~
Simon: Okay, who wants to enter the cave first?
Tessa: I'll do it
Simon: k
Simon: You roll an 11
Simon: Tessa the Brave goes ahead into the cave while you all crawl behind her, urinating yourselves in terror. You take ten steps in before realizing that you have no light source
Clary: Hey, woah! Just realized! Don't we get weapons???
Simon: oh heh, I just assumed you'd all get a seraph blade. Except for Magnus and Tessa. Magnus can use his sparkly blue magic, and Tessa...
Simon: um
Simon: Tessa, what kind of weapon do you like? Or do you want to be a mage/wizard/warlock?
Tessa: well, I'm kindasorta a warlock IRL, so... I'll be a warlock
Will: wait
Will: You aren't going to think about this? Aren't you even a little indecisive?
Tessa: No
Tessa: Why?
Will: Oh
Will: okay
Will: weird
Will: carry on...
Simon: O-kay
Simon: So, someone needs to find a torch
Jace: Or a witchlight stone!
Simon: Right, because you could totally find a witchlight in the middle of nowhere without an Iron Sister in sight...
Jace: Clary could turn a rock into a witchlight stone with a rune!!!
Clary: How? and also, I don't have a stele
Simon: ...can you use a stick?
Clary: A STICK? Really, Simon?! that would burn the thing
Alec: Use a seraph blade
Simon: You can do that?
Alec: Worth a shot
Clary: I might burst into flames
Alec: Eh. Try it
Clary: Wow, I feel so warm and fuzzy inside. Love you too, Alec.
Alec: MAKE A WITCHLIGHT STONE SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THIS
Simon: You know, we could easily just make a torch...
Simon: Fine. Clary, you roll a 9
Simon: Oh jeez
Simon: So, you do your voodoo magic. The blade starts to light up, and it looks like (weirdly) it's working, but then you hear a noise deep in the cave. It startles you, making the tip of the sword slip and nick your skin. The rune magic mixed with the heavenly fire causes a bright burst of light. When you all can see again...
Simon: Clary...
Simon: You are the witchlight
Clary: seriously?
Clary: FAIL
Clary: Okay, so now I'm a walking flashlight. Do I have powers over heavenly fire like Jace did?
Simon: heh, no. You just look like a flourescent bulb
Magnus: WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magnus: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Magnus: !
Simon: What is?
Magnus: So we heard the monster thing in the cave... but where is it now?
~to be continued even more...gah...~
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FUN FACT: I rolled an actual 20-sided die for each roll, and then used those numbers for the fic. And that, my fangirls, is a useless factoid. ;)
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