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I just have to say a random.

Feel free to skip this, because this isn't a Chat. I just had to say this :P

I have mentioned twice before that Simon and I are identical twins.

I only just had an epiphany today and realized that OH MY GODS WHAT THE ACTUAL FAIL because in reality, we aren't actually that similar.

The Only Things We Have In Common:

-We're both nerds.

-We're both sarcastic and immature.

-We both have brown hair.

-We both love music/play guitar-like instruments (Simon: bass. Me: acoustic)

-We both play D&D/Magic/all that crud

-Neither of us are as hot as any given Herondale person.

The Many Things We Don't Have In Common:

-He hates cats, whereas I am totally a cat person (I still love dogs tho :P)

-He pretty much only reads manga shtuff, while I have never read manga in my life—unless you count Amulet, which I don't—and I doubt he has read even a fiftieth of the novels that I've read.

-He plays World of Warcraft. I don't.

-He hates One Direction. I really, REALLY don't.

-He's a maleian. I am a femaleian.

-As of 2015, he is in his mid-twenties, while I am still a widdle teenager.

-He's had one solid best friend (Clary) since they were both reeelly little, and so far I haven't been able to keep any friends around for more than four years each (if I'm lucky XD).

-He is not on Wattpad (which is a crime), but I am (DUH)

-As much as I hate to admit it, he is a fictional character. Last time I checked, I'm a real cyborg.

-He had three girlfriends by the time he was seventeen (mostly not at once), and I have never had a boyfriend. Well, I guess there was this one summer guy when I was four...

-He has never read any of Cassandra Clare's books, and obviously, I've read them all (except for the Bane Chronicles, whoops)

-He wears glasses. I wear shades. #CoolLikeDat

-His family is Polish/German. My family is wayyyy too many things to list here (but I do have a wee smidge of Irish in me blood [yesss]!!!)

-He is hot. 'Nuff said.

So, yeh... as The Man Eddie says, I just had to get this off my chest. *lyrics*

Sorry about the false update... :3 Anywayz, on with the show!!

~V