***Jocelyn Fray has updated her status***
OMG, PERCY IS SO HAWT
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Clary: MOM
Simon: You mean Logan Lerman or the real Percy Jackson?
Jocelyn: Logan <3
Clary: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
Sophie: haha agreed, Jocelyn
Jocelyn: AHH and Daniel Radcliffe!!!
Jem: oookay
Jace: Is there something wrong with Clary's mom?
Jordan: evidently
Jessamine: What? I totally agree with her
Julian: Cassie Clare sure likes her "J" names XD
Jeremy: Hi! I'm Jeremy!
Jocelyn: Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson... *sigh*
Clary: mom, srsly, you are an embarrassment to the Fairchild name
Jocelyn: AND THAT GUY WHO PLAYS TOBIAS *dies*
Isabelle: I feel for ya, Clary
Tessa: I never thought I'd meet a fortysomething fangirl
Jocelyn: oooh and I LOVE Jamie Campbell Bower! HOTNESS ALERT
Clary: WHAT
Jace: *chokes*
Everyone:...
Luke: This is quite awkward
Jocelyn: I'm talking about that guy who PLAYS Jace, not Jace himself!
Jem: it's still creepy
Jocelyn: kinda *evil grin*
Clary: actually, Jamie looks nothing like Jace. Jace is way hotter, for one
Jace: <3 you :x
Clary: *makes out with you*
Jace: *drags you into dark cave*
Jocelyn: PARENT HERE
Jace: * hurriedly puts clothes back on*
Clary: JACE
Jace: JACE
Clary: ?
Jace: I love saying my name, it's almost as beautiful as I am
Gabriel: By the angel, get a room
Magnus: NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS
Simon: No offense, Mrs. Garroway-Fray, but parents don't usually use Facebook
Jocelyn: they don't?
Simon: Just thought you would want to know
Jocelyn: Oh, okay. Bye, then
Jocelyn Fray has left the conversation
Simon: DUPE #score
Isabelle: you're a bad, bad boy, Simon. I likey
Simon: *makes out with you*
Jace: STOP
Jace: AND GET A ROOM
Jace: RIGHT NOW
Simon: Okay.
Simon Lewis has left the conversation.
Isabelle Lightwood has left the conversation.
Alec: Wonder where they went?
Clary: *unwanted imagery*
Jem: DON'T EVEN
Movie Percy: I am pretty hawt, aren't I. ;)
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hahaha sadly, this chapter is based on a dream I had of my mom watching The Lightning Theif and saying loudly, "Percy is so hawt!!!"
I just had to turn it into a fic XD
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