***Magnus Bane has updated his status***
My mutant zebroid thing now has a boyfriend.
He is a llama. Who loves ramen noodles. And is an alien from outer space. And has rainbow wool.
ANGELS HELP ME
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Will: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Magnus: Not funny!!! I FEAR FOR MY LIFE
Alec: but Zwagga is so soft...
Clary: Is that what you call him?
Alec: No, he told me his own name. Llamas are people too, tyvm
Clary: XD
Alec: Seriously!
Magnus: Iris is totally smitten. She keeps stealing all my hair gel and giving it to Z >:(
Jace: Magnus, your hair is so petrified by glitter that you will never need another bottle of gel again
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Simon: You guys
Simon: Iris is pregnant
Magnus:
Magnus: ASDFGHKFJJGTKSIDKLSGHEIOSHWHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!
Simon: She's gonna have a kid
Tessa: What the actual
Magnus: WHAT KINDA KID
Magnus: LIKE A MUTANT LLAMOID OR AN ALIEN ZEBMA OR WAT
Simon: Neither
Simon: Llama/zebroid crosses always produce kids
Alec: Um, duh, any cross produces kids
Simon: NO
Simon: GOAT KIDS
Everyone: ...
Will: What
Simon: You read me!
Will: NOT POSSIBLE
Clary: How do you know this?
Simon: Doi, Iris told me
Clary: Oh, of course
Alec: Zwagga and Iris are going to have a kid together!!! IMMA BE A GRANDPA <3 <3 <3
Isabelle: But you hate kids
Alec: *children. Not kids. I love kids. I LOOOOOOVVVVVVE kids.
Alec: KIDS ARE SO SQUISHY
Tessa: Um
Magnus: I think I need to go de-shockify myself
Magnus Bane has left the conversation
Alec: SQUISHY SQUISHY
Jem: Any-way.
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FanfictionJust a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoH...
