RAINBOW NOODLE LLAMA OF DOOM

492 49 22
                                    

***Magnus Bane has updated his status***

My mutant zebroid thing now has a boyfriend.

He is a llama. Who loves ramen noodles. And is an alien from outer space. And has rainbow wool.

ANGELS HELP ME

--872 people like this--

--Comments--

Will: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Magnus: Not funny!!! I FEAR FOR MY LIFE

Alec: but Zwagga is so soft...

Clary: Is that what you call him?

Alec: No, he told me his own name. Llamas are people too, tyvm

Clary: XD

Alec: Seriously!

Magnus: Iris is totally smitten. She keeps stealing all my hair gel and giving it to Z >:(

Jace: Magnus, your hair is so petrified  by glitter that you will never need another bottle of gel again

--29 people like this--

Simon: You guys

Simon: Iris is pregnant

Magnus:

Magnus: ASDFGHKFJJGTKSIDKLSGHEIOSHWHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!

Simon: She's gonna have a kid

Tessa: What the actual

Magnus: WHAT KINDA KID

Magnus: LIKE A MUTANT LLAMOID OR AN ALIEN ZEBMA OR WAT

Simon: Neither

Simon: Llama/zebroid crosses always produce kids

Alec: Um, duh, any cross produces kids

Simon: NO

Simon: GOAT KIDS

Everyone: ...

Will: What

Simon: You read me!

Will: NOT POSSIBLE

Clary: How do you know this?

Simon: Doi, Iris told me

Clary: Oh, of course

Alec: Zwagga and Iris are going to have a kid together!!! IMMA BE A GRANDPA <3 <3 <3 

Isabelle: But you hate kids

Alec: *children. Not kids. I love kids. I LOOOOOOVVVVVVE kids.

Alec: KIDS ARE SO SQUISHY

Tessa: Um

Magnus: I think I need to go de-shockify myself

Magnus Bane has left the conversation

Alec: SQUISHY SQUISHY

Jem: Any-way.

Shadowhunter Facebook ChatsWhere stories live. Discover now