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I am so Gryffindor

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Clary: Totally!

Jem: HUFFLEPUFF

Magnus: SAME BRUH

Alec: Slytherin. ;)

Will: I have no idea XD

Simon: RAVENCLAW

Isabelle: I think Slytherin

Tessa: Decidedly, I am Gryffindor

Jem: Wow! Tessa actually made a decision!

Tessa: Shut up :P

Clary: I think I'm like a Gryffindor/Ravenclaw cross. Gryffinclaw? Yeh, das it

Everyone: GASP

The Sorting Hat: C-Clary is D-Di-Divergent!!!

Everyone: GASP

Clary: What

Simon: You don't know what Divergent is? I thought you read the books

Clary: I know, and I did. That's just not how it works...

Will: WE CAN'T SPEAK A WORD OF THIS TO THE HEADMASTER

Tessa: WORD MIGHT GET BACK TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC

Jace: OH MY GODS, THE ERUDITE/RAVENCLAW WILL KILL YOU, CLARY!!!

Clary: No, they won't! Harry Potter is technically "Divergent", and he didn't get killed. He's half Gryffindor, half Slytherin

Tessa: Um

Tessa: He was Public Enemy No. 1

Magnus: You-Know-Who tried to kill him several times

Alec: Several other people tried to kill him several times!

Jem: THE GUY SHOULD BE DEAD MANY TIMES OVER BY NOW

Clary: Oh, come on! That's different

Clary: And, hey, the houses and the factions are sorta similar, have you guys noticed?

Simon: Yeh! Gryffindor = Dauntless, Ravenclaw = Erudite, Hufflepuff = Amity, Slytherin...

Simon: Well, they're like Candor, except they don't really tell the truth; half of them are just jerks. So, they're Erudite, too... o.O

Simon: And then, well, Abnegation represents none of them :3

Clary: Nuh! Some houses are selfless! Like Gryffindor. Bravery is often the exact same thing as selflessness

Simon: True, true

Tessa: Can we stop having norky fangirl sessions and focus on the fact that CLARY IS ABOUT TO DIE BECAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE AFTER HER AFTER TODAYYY

Clary: *sigh*

Clary: Actually, you know what? I'm feeling more like a plain old Gryffindor every minute

Simon: Traitor :(

Jace: YAYY YOU IN MY HOUSE

Jeanine: aww :(

Everyone: GASP! IT'S JEANINE MATTHEWS!!!

Jeanine: no i'm not

Jeanine: i'm a fangirl with an unfortunate villainess name ;)

Everyone: ...oh

Clary: But then why are you disappointed that no one's hunting me down?!

Jeanine: cause that would make an epic crossover fanfic! also, ik they aren't REALLY hunting you, so

Jeanine: OMG! ED SHEERAN WAS JUST SPOTTED AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!

Everyone: GAHHHH

Tessa: I have to portal over there!

Clary: SIMON, BORROW ERIC'S VAN!

Emma: WE TDA CHARS MUST JOIN YOUUU

Julian: EDDIEEEEEE!!!

Magnus: HURRY!

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Jeanine: Hah! Dumb Divergents *grins evilly*

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