Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Two Directions...?

***Tessa Gray has updated her status***

ZAYYYN WHYYYYY NOOOO BUT I LOVE YUUUOOOOOO DON'T LEEEEAAAAVE MEEEE!!!

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Will: Who the hell is Zayn?!

Tessa: The member of One Direction who just left the band a few hours ago

Clary: WHAT?! ZAYN LEFT?!!?!

Tessa: :,(

Clary: But he was the only cool one!!!

Jem: Um, hello! They're all cool!!!

Magnus: You're thinking of the boys of 2010-12, when they were a bubblegum band

Clary: Aren't they still bubblegummy...?

Simon: NO THEY'RE NOT

Everyone:

Simon:

Everyone:

Simon: Well, I mean, like, you know

Simon: Steal My Girl is still kinda bubbly

Simon: but

Simon: you know

Simon: Their newer stuff is mostly, like, cool and stuff

Simon: I mean, not like, COOL cool. Like, as cool as 1D can get. They're still a boy band

Simon: They aren't really cool

Simon: Like

Simon: At all

Simon: I AM NOT A DIRECTIONER AT ALL OKAY

Everyone: ...

Clary: ...right.

Tessa: I can't even believe it

Tessa: It doesn't even feel real

Tessa: I love Zayn and the boys so much, and now they're splitting up. It just won't feel the same without him

Isabelle: *crying*

Jace: Well

Jace: On the bright side

Jace: I am now the sexiest famous bad boy in the world!! I've been second ever since Zayn became a singer, and now I am even more amazayn than him!!!

Jace: GO ME!

Everyone:

Jace:

Jace: O-kay then

Alec: It's not funny, Jace

Magnus: He's GONE. My beautiful baby is GOOOOOONE

Will: Cause you were mine for the summer

Tessa: Now we know it's nearly over

Magnus: Feels like snow in September

Tessa, Will and Magnus: But I always will remember

Will: You were

Tessa, Will and Magnus: Myyyyyyy summer love

Tessa: You always will be

Tessa, Will and Magnus: Myyyyyyy summer looove

Clary: YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SAD

Isabelle: dude, you don't even like One Direction

Clary: Yeah, buh I'm still sad. 

Jem: *sigh*

Jem: anyway...

Magnus: *Glitterbomb

Jem: yeah. Glitterbomb.

Jace: YOU GUYS ARE LAME

Jace: #GLITTERBOMB!!!

Everyone:

Jace:

Jace: Anyway

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I am so sorry. This was not a funny chapter at all. I am just *slightly destroyed* right now.

Sigh.

I promise that the next chapter will be AWESOME and FUNNY, do not to worry! Stay tuned, non-Direction peeps!

Btw, who wants Ed Sheeran to make another appearance in some way another time? It can be in the form of parodies/lyrics, or as an actual appearance... Lemme know! Ty <3

~V