Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

The Great Glitterbomb

***Alec Lightwood has updated his status***

MAGNUS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??!?!?!?!????!?!?!!?!!

—Comments—

Magnus: Oh, do you like how the apartment looks now? Many glamorous, much wow ;)

Alec: THERE IS LITERALLY GLITTER EVERYWHERE

Magnus: Oho, looks who's the shouty one now? #CAPS #HYCAPRIT

Isabelle: Yeh, bruh. Suddenly you isn't so chillax no more

Jace: Why is Izzy talking like that

Jem: ???

Isabelle: Whatchoo talkin bout? I isn't talkin dinferent from the uje, man

Alec: Can we please get back to the issue at hand?! This is serious!!!! All I can see is glitter! The walls are caked in glitter, the floors are covered in glitter, the furniture is coated with glitter, the cat is a walking little ball of cute, fluffy glitter... you can't even see outside, the windows are so blanked out by all this friggin glitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magnus: What's wrong with that? I think it looks pretty awesome

Alec: Izzy, can I pleeeease stay with you and Simon for a couple of nights?

Simon: *COUGH*

Isabelle: O'course, ma brutha! I want me summa dat glitter, too, if ya can swing some by

Alec: NO! NO GLITTER!!

Alec: Jace?

Jace: Sure, man. What are parabatai for?

Clary: Yay. Alec's staying over.

Alec: Oh. I forgot about you

Clary: I am so flattered.

Jace: You know, maybe you shouldn't stay over at our place after all

Tessa: Look, Alec, I hardly know you, but maybe you can stay with me and Jem?

Magnus: HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH STAYING AT YOUR OWN HOUSE, ANYWAY??? IT'S JUST A LITTLE GLITTER

Alec: Stop shouting. And no, I don't want to live in a GLITTERBOMB wreck, ty

Magnus: HYCAPRIT

Alec: GLITTER ADDICT

Magnus: HATER

Alec: INSANE PERSON

Magnus: How is that an insult?

Alec: Um, I dunno, it just sort of came out

Magnus: Well, you do know insanity is yes, right?

Alec: Yes, Magnus.

Magnus: And you do know how amazayn insane yes people like us are, right?

Alec: Yes, Magnus.

Magnus: ...WELL THEN?!??!?

Alec: Look, fine. I'll stay... IF you can clean out every last speck of glitter in the house.

Magnus: ...

Magnus: How the hell am I going to do that?!

Alec: Um, gee, I don't know YOU'RE A WARLOCK, DUMBARSE

Magnus: Ouch. Feels.

Magnus: And also, it's not like I have glitter telekinesis. We're going to have to do this manually

Alec: 'We'?

Magnus: Fine. I, Magnus Bane, will do this manually.

Magnus: The thing is, I have no freaking idea how

Jem: Um, hello! Let me Google that for you!

Magnus: ...What?

Jem: LMGTFY. Google's your best friend, man

Magnus: Who's Google?

Everyone:

Jace: You don't know what Google is???

Will: Dude, even I know Google, and I died in, like, the 1930s

Magnus: Will someone explain to me what a Google is?

Simon: Google it ;)

Will: *facepam*

Alec: Google is one of the five most popular websites in the world. Google is a web search engine that lets you find other sites on the web based on keyword searches. Google also provides specialized searches through blogs, catalogs, videos, news items and more.

Alec: I stole that from the google.about page, fyi

Simon: WOOO, NERDINESS! COSMIC HIGH FIVE, BRO!

Alec:

Simon: No?

Alec:

Simon: *rejection*

Jem: Anyway

Jem: Just Google "how to clean a glitter spill" or something

Magnus: How do you do that I am so confused

Jem: Gods

Jem: Let me say this real slow

Jem: Type in google.com in your address bar.

Jem: Type "how to clean a glitter spill" in the search bar.

Jem: Press the Enter button key thing on that contraption called your keyboard

Jem: Voila, results!

Magnus: I don't get it

Alec: REALLY!

Magnus: XD I'm kidding! What sort of doofus doesn't know what Google is??

Luke: *ahem*

Magnus: Yes, Mr. Garroway?

Luke: Where's this Google that you kids are talking about?

Clary: First my mom, now my stepdad

Isabelle: I feel ya feels, sista. I feel ya feels.

Magnus: glitterbomb

Alec: You have to say it in all caps

Magnus: Says the guy who keeps telling me NOT to use caps!!!

Alec: Like this:

Alec: GLITTERBOMB

Simon: Well, that just looks really weird

Jem: Anyway

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I didn't even think of this when I wrote the last chapter. I am really terrible with the whole 'handing myself ideas' bit XD

*WOO FORESHADOWING*

Anyway.