***Simon Lewis has updated his status***
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"HEYO, THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YO HANDS UP, MAN!!!"
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Jace: No
Jace: NO
Will: NOOOOO
Jace: DUCKS
Will: NO DUCKS!!!!!!
Simon: :3
Clary: Simon!
Simon: What?
Clary: You know Jace hates ducks!
Will: So do I
Will: *shudder*
Jace: Why would you do this, Simon? I thought we were friends!!!
Simon:
Jace:
Simon:
Jace: Well, you know
Jace: Sort of...associates...and stuff
Isabelle: More like friendly archenemies ;)
Clary: How does that even work, man
Tessa: It doesn't, man
Isabelle: WELL I THINK IT WORKS
Isabelle: MAN
Jem: Why am I still here.
Jem Carstairs has left the conversation
Jace: Oh, good! Zero risk of an Anyway!
Simon: True.
Simon: Anyway
Clary: Oh gawd, are you going to start saying Anyway too?
Simon: ...
Simon: Actually
Simon: That's a fabulousamaze idea.
Magnus: Puhlease. Fabulousamaze is so six chapters ago
Will: THATS WHAT I SAID
Magnus: ^*3
Simon: Okay, fine. It's a perfluffle idea. Happy?
Magnus: Perfluffle is getting old
Everyone: HUH
Clary: Did I just read what I think I just read.
Will: Magnus! How could you possibly say that?! Perfluffle is awesome!!!
Alec: I agree
Magnus: With whom?
Alec: You
Magnus: See?
Simon: Alec will agree with anything you say, man
Magnus: Not true, man! Not true!
Magnus: ...man!
Alec: Yeah
Alec: man
Alec: ...
Alec: !
Everyone:
Alec:
Everyone:
Clary: And so, an awkward silence ensued.
Simon: you peeps are weird, man
Jace: Says the dorkus!
Simon: Yous dorkus!
Jace: Nuh, yous dorkus!
Simon: Nuh, yous dorkus!
Jace: Nuh, yous dorkus!
Simon: Mango!
Jace: Pineapple!
Simon: Phineas!
Jace: Ferb!
Simon: Goose!
Jace: Duck!
Jace: GAH
Jace: NO
Jace: YOU TRICKERED MEE!!!
Simon: heh. Yes, I did.
Jace: YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS FATAL ERROR OF DEATH!
Jace: I SWEAR, I WILL CAST MY BLADE UPON YOUR PUNY MUNDANE HEART, AND YOU SHALL BURN ALIVE TO DEATH!!!
Simon: But I'm a Shadowhunter, man
Jace: You are still a mundie to me.
Simon: Hey, thanks! You, too!
Jace: RRRAAARRAGHKFJKLGGHH
Jace Herondale has left the conversation
Simon: What a pleasant boy.
Simon: Anyway
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I am so sorry, man. I just realized that I haven't updated in FIVE WHOLE DAYS GASP so I decided to whip up a Chat real quick and BAM. I'll try to get another chapter or two up by tomorrow, but no guarantees.
By the way, I just love writing arguments between Jace and people (especially Simon). How does Clary even put up with Jace, anyway? I've always wondered exactly what she sees in him. Well, besides the whole 'smex god' thing. Oh well. We shall never know.
Peace,
~V
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