Suddenly, pineapples!

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((Update: there is a ninth asdfmovie out right now as well as the ones above, so check it out!!!))


***Simon Lewis has updated his status***

I LOVE ASDFMOVIE

--364 people like this--

--Comments--

Jace: What're you, twelve?

Simon: Yeah, so?

Jace: Wait, what? Dude you're like 25

The Doctor: *cough* time travel, duh *cough*

Simon: I'm joking, Jacey

Jace: BLAARRUGHHHS NO JACEY

Simon: ;)

Clary: ^*3

Simon: ^*3

Alec: What is this ASDF movie you speak of?

Simon: It's pronounced asdfmovie. Watch all eight of them. Waste fourteen minutes of your life. Be awesome.

Isabelle: EVERYTHING IS AWESOOOOME

Simon: I love you.

Isabelle: ikr

Jace: NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDS

Will: Die, potato!

Jem: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Jem: *splat*

Will: I was JUST going to say that!!!

Jem: Are you SERIOUS?!

Will: Totally!

Jem: That's so cool!

Will: We are SO in sync!!!

Tessa: what

Jem: Ducks

Will: WHAT DUCKS WHERE OH MY GODS NO

Jem: We were being ducks, remember?

Will: WHAT THE FREAKING HADES I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BEING A DUCK

~music~ *Des-mond the Moon Bear*

Muffin: Die, potato!

Potato: Nooooooooooo!

Potato: *splat*

Muffin: Hey Simon, want a muffin?

Simon: Ah, no thanks, I'm good

Muffin: But I wanna die!

Little Girl: I'll eat you! *eats Muffin*

Muffin: YAYYY *dies*

Bear: Om. *eats Little Girl*

Dinosaur: *steps on Bear* I am a stego-saurus! :)

Mine Turtle: Helloo! *falls from the sky* *lands on Dinosaur* *everything explodes*

THE END

Everyone: ...

Cartoon Jim: ...

Everyone: ...

Magnus: That was literally the weirdest thing I've ever seen

Kid: I like trains.

Jem: NONONO DON'T SAY THAT NO--

~Train runs everyone over~

THE END

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I am sad to announce that this will be the last Facebook Chats ever.

There are many reasons. I will not tell you the reasons, because reasons. I'll just say that I'm really sad to see this fic end so abruptly, but I had to do what I had to do.

I am very sorry. :(

But, on a happier note, happy belated Prilayay Oolsfay! haha sorry, I speak terrible Pig Latin. But yeah. The train didn't really run them all over, so Chats will go on!! I am so sorry, I am a cruel and lame pranker person. Please to forgive. :3 Hint: The next chapter may or may not include a little bitta Jocelyn action... >:D

~V

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