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The Great Time Turner Debate

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Why didn't Dumbledore just let use the Time Turner again? We could have saved so many lives. I keep wondering what could be different if the thing hadn't just disappeared forever

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Jace: Who the hell are you, and what the hell are you talking about?

Clary: You don't even know who Harry is by now?!

Harry: Oh, hey, you, lil redhead girl ;)

Jace: Ohhh, I remember now. You're the guy whose window I'm at right now, plotting your demise

Harry: O.O

Harry: GINNYYYYYYYY

Ginny: What, Harold?

Harry: THAT JACE DUDE IS AT OUR WINDOW AND HE WANTS TO KILL MEEEEE!!!!

Ginny: And I care because...?

Harry: Because you wuv me?

Ginny: *rolls eyes*

Ginny Weasley has left the coversation

Clary: I'm taken, you know.

Harry: So?

Hermione: I'm SO glad I didn't end up with you

Ron: Me, too

Hermione: ...that you didn't end up with Harry?

Ron: What

Ron: No

Ron: Wait, what? I am so confused, what just happened

Hermione: You're cute when you're stupid <3

Annabeth: Funny. I say that a lot, too

George: The Time Turner would def come in handy right about now

Fred: ikr. Then you wouldn't have lost your ear

George: Yeah, that's pretty much the only reason I'd want it

Fred: ikr.

Henry: What's a Time Turner?

Harry: It's this thing that turns back time

Henry: Ohhh

Henry: I don't get it

Hermione: ARE THERE ANY REMOTELY INTELLIGENT BEINGS LEFT ON THIS EARTH?!

Athena: *raises hand*

Henry: Are you calling me unsmart? That's not very nice

Charlotte: HENRY!

Henry: UGH. Coming, honey...

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Jem: You're allowed on, you know, Mrs. Branwell. Plus, you guys are only like twentysomething

Charlotte: No! Don't tell Henry that cause he's going to think he's one of you teenagered things.

Jocelyn: Ooh, I'm practically a teenagered thing! Or, at least, I sure look like it *buffs fingernails*

Clary: MOM

Charlotte: Oh hi, random fellow short person!

Clary: Hi... do I know you?

Will: CHARLOTTE IS NEE A FAIRCHILD!!!

Clary: Oh, cool! Hi, grandma!

Charlotte: Hi...grandchild...!

Charlotte: Oops, I'm still on here! Later, taters!

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Magnus: That's my line :(

Jem: You know what would be cool? Going back in time so we can relive the events of The Infernal Devices! Then Tessa and I would be "teenagered things" again

Tessa: Is you callin me old?

Jem: Um, yes. I'm calling myself old, too.

Harry: Well, you would've been able to borrow the Time Turner from me, had Dumbledore not randomly kept it forever for the sake of bad storytelling

Vanessa: THE BOOKS ARE VERY GOOD THANK YOU.

Harry: What is that

Jace: Random fangirl. Ignore her.

Tessa: The thing is, if Dumbledore had allowed you to further use the Turner, Voldemort wouldn't exist and there would be no reason to continue on with writing books 4-7. Therefore, J.K. Rowling wouldn't have made hundreds of thousands off her books and billions off the movies

Alec: Buuut is there really no better way to write the ending of The Prisoner of Azkaban? I mean, sure, it's very Doctor Who/13th Reality/sci-fi-whatever-esque, which is awesome, but come on. Obviously, someone would think to use that thing again and make it so that [people] would still be alive, including Harry's parents.

Magnus: It made for a really cool series of movies, tho!

Clary: You didn't read the books?

Magnus: Nah. Too busy reading TMI/TID. I am AWESOME

Alec: He's got a point

Dumbledore: Alright, alright, I confess. There is no Time Turner

Everyone:...

Ron: 1) You're alive?! 2) BLOODY HELL YOU HAVE THE ANSWER 3) What the hell are you talking about.

Dumbledore: When Harry gave the Turner back to me, I went down the stairs with it and accidentally dropped it. It was dark, so I was looking around for it, and then I accidentally stepped on it and bent it. It wouldn't turn, so then I brought it up to my office and tried to wrench it back into shape, but then I kinda sorta accidentally blew it up

Everyone:

Everyone:

Harry: what

Dumbledore: I DONNO WHAI IT BLOW UP, OKAY!

Hermione: Punctuation, people! What, does Hogwarts not have a competent English course?

Harry: Hermione, Hogwarts doesn't even teach basic math or the alphabet

Simon: No math?! That's so sad tho!

Jem: This has been a really long Chat so I'm just gonna Anyway now

Jem: Anyway

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What do you think about the whole Time Turner thing? Jes curious :3