***Jem Carstairs has updated his status***
I suddenly got this weird craving for roasted chickpeas
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Jace: WHAT ARE CHICKPEAS
Jem: Garbanzo beans
Jace: WHAT ARE GARABONZO BEANS
Tessa: Jem I thought I hid your phone!!!
Jem: Oh but you diyudd. I just verruh easily found it, peach.
Will: DUDE, SINCE WHEN IS YOU SOUTHERN
Jem: Since now, hon ;)
Clary: A southern hippie XD
Jem: What now who?
Clary: Only hippies eat roasted garbanzo beans
Jem: Oh, yeah? I bet they don't eat vegan nori rolls!!!
Isabelle: Define "vegan nori rolls"
Jem: It's like raw cashew pate spread on a seaweed with pieces of bell pepper and carrot dipped in organic, non-GMO tamari
Jace: WHAT IS A TAMARI
Jem: Soy sauce, basically ;)
Isabelle: JEM YOU'RE TOTALLY A HIPPIE
Jem: ...thanks?
Magnus: I love hippies!!! The have the best fashion sense!!!!!
Jem: Do they wear skinny jeans and graphic tees and hoodies and hi-tops?
Magnus: No. You are describing Niall Horan, not a hippie
Simon: OH MY GODS NIALL IS A HIPPIE
Jem: *facepunch*
Jem: Apparently I am Mr. Hippie Horan
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Magnus: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but #GLITTERBOMB
Clary: Oh no
Clary: Is this the new "Anyway"?
Magnus: Yes. Yes, it is the new "anyway".
Jem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jem: Anyway
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Well, that was random.
Just so's you know, I am a hippie. A fangirl hippie who eats way too many roasted chickpeas and organic vegan nori rolls. So I am not making fun of hippies. Well, I am, but I'M one, so...yeah. :)
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