When Boredom Strikes, Part 2

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"Shadowhunters and Downworlders roleplay for no reason"

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Okay, so we'll all take turns and stuff, and I've got a 20-sided die over here that I'll roll for you. Who's playing? Like this if you're in.

--Jace Herondale, Tessa Gray, Alec Lightwood, Jem Carstairs, William Herondale, Magnus Bane, and Clarissa Fray like this--

Clary: I am going to regret this

Jace: aww, are you joining in for mee? love you x

Clary: No, I'm joining cause I have nothing else to do ;)

Jace: Ouch. My feels.

Simon: Shut it down, lovebirds

Simon: Okay! So. You find yourself in a field. There's a forest to your left, with mountains in the distance. And to your right, the field drops off into the ocean. You see no evidence of civilization. What are you going to do?

Tessa: I dunno... they're both good choices... GAH I can't choose

Will: Ooh! Oooh! Can I go first? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

Simon: No

Simon: ahaha jk anywayy. Which way do you go?

Will: Left, to the forest and mountains. I want to look for monsters

Simon: Okay! Does everyone agree?

--7 people like this--

Simon: Sweet. Okay, you roll... a 14.

Simon: You all make it safe and sound to the forest. So far, you can't spot any monsters, but you see odd animal tracks in the soft dirt. It looks like a medium-largish creature. What will you do next?

Magnus: I KNOOOOOOOOOWW

Simon: okay, shoot

Magnus: I KNOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

Magnus: I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

Magnus: FOR SURE

Simon: well then say it...

Magnus: EVERYBODY WANTS TO STEAL MY GIIIIIIIRRRRLLL

Simon: oh gawd no

Jace: I'll go

Jace: I want to search the perimeter so I can get a feel for the general direction in which the demon was traveling in. Then I would inspect the tracks, figure out how recently they were made, determine whether the demon was injured, and then finally track it down

Simon: Oh

Simon: Wow

Simon: Okay

Simon: Um... You roll a 2

Simon: You do all that stuff that you do, and then you run forward like, Eureka!!!, and then you trip and fall on your face

Clary: NOOOOO! DON'T RUIN JACE'S BEAUTIFUL FACE

Simon: No guarantees. You have to roll

Clary: Do it do it omg Jaaace not the faaaace!

Simon: crap

Simon: you rolled a 20

Clary: OH THANK RAZIEL

Jace: You'd think she only loves me for my stunning attractiveness

Tessa: That's all there is to love ;)

Jace: There go my feels again...

Jem: May I have a turn?

Simon: All yours, mah man!

Jem: Please stop.

Simon: okay.

Jem: *ahem* I will go look for the monster.

Simon: You roll a 16

Simon: ...which means you find the mystery creature's lair...

Simon: WOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOO!

Jem: Just.

Jem: Simon?

Jem: Stop.

Simon: ...

Simon: sorry

~to be continued~

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