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Sad Tessa Diary

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Dear diary,

The authority (who calls himself, strangely enough, "Gem") has taken to hogging the cat of the house, one Church Carstairs. I am in desperate need of cuddles, and since the authority and Church are currently cuddling at the moment, I have no one. I fear that I will not survive the night this time.

Dear diary,

I am craving junk food right now. I've been binge watching Doctor Who and Star Trek--can't choose which one to watch first, so I alternate every episode--and stealing Church from the authority "Gem". I've been looking up delivery places, but I'm not sure whether to choose Italian, or Greek, or Chinese. Italian is my favourite, but it reminds me of the Roman demigod camp, which for some reason I do not like. Greek is very demigodly, but I'm just not quite in the mood for souvlaki. And Chinese... well, it's just damn good. Which is why I'm not sure whether to order it, because I feel I should have a reason. So I must choose Greek... or Italian... or Chinese... or Greek... or...

Dear diary,

It's been about four months since I started watching the entirety of YouTube. I haven't seen the sun in what feels like years. The authority fears for my life. 

Church doesn't seem to care. He just wants to cuddle.

Dear diary,

I overheard the authority speaking on the object he calls a "fone". He says it's currently the month of August.

...

REALLY?! ALREADY?!?!??!?!?!!

Dear diary,

I'm becoming a cat.

I need to get a life.

Dear diary,

I have discovered this website called Wattpad.

Well, f*ck, there goes the rest of my life.

--Church Carstairs likes this--

--Comments--

Jem: wait

Jem: what

Jem: you're turning into a cat?!

Tessa: Meow.

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