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lolhunterz

***Will Herondale has updated his status***

I are lolcats, fluff small catten yeh!

—Comments—

Jem: William, you are delusional.

Simon: OH MY GOSH I LOVE LOLCATS

Everyone:

Simon: Uhm

Simon: I was being sarcastic

Simon: Just so you know

Simon: Because I don't ACTUALLY love lolcats

Clary: Simon, we all know you're a kitten-fangirling Directioner disguised as a sarcastic gamer/band person/Shadowhunter

Jace: HE IS STILL A MUNDANE TO ME

Simon: BLEH >:P*

Jace: NYEH >:P*

Will: ...yous has cheezburger?

Jem: Why is Will talking like that?

Tessa: idk, but it's hot

Will: I are hots?

Will: Yayee!

Cecily: good raziel

Jace: Gramps, you're embarrassing meee

Will: DO ARE NOT TO CALL ME GRAMPLES

Will: Yous do are call me... J.Lo!

Jace: J.Lo?

Jace: Sounds like an alien name XD

J.Lo: I am of the alien!

Clary: Dude it's Jennifer Lopez!!!

J.Lo: OOH WHERE! WHERE IS THE LOPEZ???

Will: You is having split persnality?

Hermione: *personality

Will: No, I are to think its persnality

Jace: Who are you J.Lo

J.Lo: I am the Boovs alien!

Clary: What

J.Lo: You know... The True Meaning of Smekday, Smek for President, that movie Home (which is not to nearly as good as the books but I would-not know because I did refused to watch it)

Simon: OH

Simon: MY

Simon: GOBS

Simon: I REMEMBER THAT BOOK!!!!!!!!!! THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY IS THE ONLY BOOK I EVER LOVED AND THEN I FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW OHH MYY FREAKING GODS OF FREAKING OLYMPUS YASS!!!!!!!!!

Clary: I think Simon knows what J.Lo's talking about, at least

Will: Yays! You is seals?

J.Lo: What

Magnus: I are lolcats to!

Will: Yayee!

Magnus: Yayee!

Mojo: Chiggen?

Church: MY CHIGGEN

Mojo: 3:

Chairman_Meow: That are wierd emojicon

Mojo: You did are spell weird wrong

Chairman_Meow: You is are weird wrong!!!

Mojo: 3':

Tessa: CHAIRMAN! Don't be mean to my widdle babycat!

Magnus: DON'T TELL MY CHILD WHAT TO DO, BIP!

Tessa: *GASP*

Tessa: My cattenbaby is very sad now because of you!!!

Jem: Church, I don't like you hanging out with these drama queens

Church: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO UNFAIR! THESE ARE MY FRIENDS! YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jem: ...

Jem: I have made a grave mistake while raising my son

Will: Why is all yous cats bois? There is no girlcats

Simon: heh, even Yossarian is a dudecat

Yossarian: I hate humans.

Simon: Same, bruh ;)

Clary: NOPE

Clary: NOOOPE

Clary: I just adopted a she-kitten

Whimsy: Miaow! :3

Mojo:

Mojo: O.O

Mojo: Hai

Whimsy: Hai, hot stuffs

Mojo:

Mojo: *flails* *does random flip* *runs away* *runs into wall* *runs into Tessa* *accidentally bites Tessa on purpose*

Tessa: OW

Tessa: *gets out spray bottle* *squirts Mojo*

Mojo: *flails* *spazzes* *runs away* *flips off the couch* *falls down the stairs* *runs into the bathroom* *falls into the toilet*

Jem: XD what a spazzball

Whimsy: Why must all the cute cats be total losers?

Clary: Find a Jace. Then you'll be all good ;)

Simon: *cough* Jace is a loser *cough*

Jace: GNYUEGHH >:P*

Simon: BLEEAIGHKJH >:P*

Church: Anyway

Jem: HEY! LINE-STEALER!!! You are GROUNDED, young man!!!

Church: I'm an indoor cat. I am grounded for all of eternity

Jem: EXACTLY!

Chairman_Meow: Sucker XD

Chairman_Meow: GLITTERBOMB!

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We were GOING to adopt Whimsy, but then we got Mojo instead bc someone else adopted her before we could... sigh >:(

Nah, I'm jus kidding XD I wuv my littlesmall babycattenboo... *cuddles a small cat maniacally* *flails*

~V