Simon's Sheer Nerdiness of Awesome

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***Simon Lewis has updated his status***

I just killed the Enderdragon on Hardcore. I am so amazing today.

--Comments--

Clary: Are you actually still playing Minecraft?!

Simon: yeah, why?

Clary: That was VERY MUCH OUT by 2012

Alec: What is Mine Craft?

Simon: It's an open-world video game. You get to do/build/kill whatever you want, while simultaneously trying not to die.

Alec: Sounds familiar. oh wait, maybe it's REAL LIFE

Clary: yeah, Minecraft is basically Second Life or Sims, but without any other humans in the entire world

Will: that sounds really very depressing

Isabelle: and boring

Simon: MINECRAFT IS FUN AND COOL

Jace: says the 25-year-old

Simon: it is, though! You get to slay demon-like monsters and create portals into Hell

Jace:...

Jace: tell me more

Clary: Jace, it's not that great. Like, at all

Jace: I'm checking out some vids

Clary: seriously!!! Don't play it!!!

Jace: NO WAY, EXPLODING GREEN DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!

Isabelle: aaaaaaand he's gone.

Simon: Ha! Jace loves it. So there!!

Jem: what a great comeback XD

Simon: no need to be sarcastic, James

Jace: AWWWW

Jace: There are cute baby pigs!

Jace: And little bunnies!

Jace: And giant, man-eating spiders!

Jace: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER

Clary: *sigh*

Magnus: anyway

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