Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Cereal

***Henry Branwell has updated his status***

Mmm. Cereal.

I do love cereal.

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Tessa: hahaha, what kind of cereal, Henry?

Henry: Huh?

Tessa: ...

Tessa: You mentioned that you love cereal

Henry: Oh, right. Sorry, I'm a little out of it today...

Will: Really? You? Out of it? Oh, Henry! Where, oh where has your sharp perception gone?!

Henry: Um

Henry: I don't know

Henry: What were we talking about again?

Tessa: Cereal ;)

Henry: Oh, yeah! I think I was talking about Freddies

Jem: Freddies?

Will: You mean Shreddies?

Henry: Or maybe it was Toot Whoops

Simon: *snickers*

Clary: Oh gawd, grow up, Simon

Simon: There be nuthin wrong with fart jokes, though, mish

Henry: Was it Frosty Cornies? Unlucky Charms? Nice Crispy? Sheerios?

Henry: YES!!! It was Sheerios!

Will: Mr. Branwell?

Will: NONE OF THOSE CEREALS EXIST

Simon: Except for Nice Crispy, deep fry!

Jace: Why would you ever deep fry Rice Krispies, dorko?

Simon: NICE CRISPY DEEP FRY WITH PEANUT BUTTER BANANA SAUCE

Simon: AND CHOCOLATE

Simon: MANY CHOCOLATE

Jace: Yep. Women and their chocolate, I tell ya

Simon: What the Hades is that supposed to mean?

Henry: Marshmallows...

Tessa: Yes

Tessa: Marshmallows :)

Charlotte: Henry!! I told you not to join this Facebook group!

Henry: Whyy? *pouts*

Charlotte: 1) Tessa and Will and Jem and Gabriel and Cecy and Sophie and all those teenagered things are on here. 2) You are a fully grown fictional man, not a fictional kid. 3) Nothing you say ever makes sense.

Henry: But—but—

Henry: I don't FEEL fictional!!

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Jace: You're such a tweenager!

Simon: That's not a bad thing.

Will: True, it is not.

Magnus: I wish I stopped aging at twelve. Then I'd have an excuse for being so awesome for all of eternity.

Clary: That is the best thing you've said all year

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Jace: JESUS

Simon: Nah, it's me, but I've been told I bear a startling resemblance ;)

Jace: Dude, that one got old like eight years ago

Henry: I want to adopt a chicken

Will: ~vas' happenin bois, vas happenin bois...~

Charlotte: HENRY! Log out already!

Jace: YOU'RE SUCH A DWEEB

Tessa: Why would you want to do that...?

Simon: That's what the government wants you to think!

Henry: I'm going to name it Cheese

Jem: I am so confused

Jace: SIMON

Charlotte: HENRY

Jeremy: JEREMY

Magnus: GLITTERBOMB

Jem: Anyway

Everyone: STOP SAYING THAT

Jem: ...

Jem: GLITTERBOMB

Magnus: Plagiarismizer.

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Well. That was weird.

Gotta love Simon and Henry though XD

By the way, thank you guys for all of your comments on the last chapter. I really appreciate the feedback and support! You people are awesome :D