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We be VAMPires :3

***Maia Roberts has updated her status***

I talk a lot of *shh* when I'm drinking, baby, I'm known to go a little too fast

Don't mind all my friends, I know they're all crazy, but they're the only friends that I have

I know I don't know you but I'd like to skip the small talk and romance, girl.

That's all I have to say so, baby, can we dance?

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--Comments--

Simon: MAIA! You're back! Jeez, it's like you disappeared off the face of the book!

Maia: Bad joke.

Simon: What? Face of the book? Face-book? No...?

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Simon: NEGATIVE TWO LIKES--BUT--

Jem: Anyway, THE VAMPS YASSSSSSSSSSS

Jem: *all I wanna be, yeah all I ever wanna be yeah, yeah, is somebody to you*

Maia: IKR????????????

Jem and Maia: *fangirls*

Tessa: Tonight we'll dance

Jem: I'll be yours and you'll be mi-i-i-ine

Maia: We won't look back,

Tessa: Take my hand and we will shi-i-i-ine

Tessa, Jem and Maia: Oh, oh, oh

Maia: She needs a wild heart

Tessa: She needs a wild heart

Jem: I've got a wild heart

Jace: Those songs SO do not suit you guys

Jem: How why?

Jace: *exchanges glances with Will*

Will: Well... you three are kinda... tame

Maia: Tame?

Maia: TAME?!

Will: uh

Maia: YOU REALLY THINK I'M TAME??!?!???

Will: uh--I mean--

Maia: HUH???????

Will:

Maia:

Will:

Maia: yeh, I can see that, actually

Will: O-kay

Simon: I hate the Vamps

Everyone: GASP

Clary: OHH, CECILIA!

Simon: That's not even their song! That's a Simon and Garfunkle song

Will: heh

Will: Garfunkle

Clary: OH SIMON-LA, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART, YOU'RE BEING SO MEAN TO YOUR BESTIEEEE...

Simon: *not how the song goes

Magnus Bane has joined the conversation

Magnus: uggghhh...

Clary: What's up, Magnus?

Magnus: I just woke up in the sink wearing only a bra and a left ski boot on my right foot

Everyone: ...

Clary: I'm not sure how to respond to that.

Magnus: Oh yeah, and I'm hung over and my apartment looks like a bomb site

Magnus: What the hell HAPPENED last night...?

Everyone: Wake up in the morning
With the sunlight in my eyes,
No, my head don't feel so bright,
What the hell happened last night?
Yeah, last night think we were dancing,
Singing all our favourite songs.
Think I might have kissed someone.
And if tomorrow never comes
We had last night.

Magnus: Um

Magnus: what did I miss...?

Jace: Oh, nurfin ;)

Ed: SING

Everyone: *sings*

Jem: Anyway

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The Vamps should be WAY more popular. Like, what.

This Chat is dedicated to Captor_and_Pyrope, who came up with the idea for the chapter. Although I changed it a LOT, you were still the person who suggested this. Tanks!!!

~V