***Maia Roberts has updated her status***
I talk a lot of *shh* when I'm drinking, baby, I'm known to go a little too fast
Don't mind all my friends, I know they're all crazy, but they're the only friends that I have
I know I don't know you but I'd like to skip the small talk and romance, girl.
That's all I have to say so, baby, can we dance?
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Simon: MAIA! You're back! Jeez, it's like you disappeared off the face of the book!
Maia: Bad joke.
Simon: What? Face of the book? Face-book? No...?
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Simon: NEGATIVE TWO LIKES--BUT--
Jem: Anyway, THE VAMPS YASSSSSSSSSSS
Jem: *all I wanna be, yeah all I ever wanna be yeah, yeah, is somebody to you*
Maia: IKR????????????
Jem and Maia: *fangirls*
Tessa: Tonight we'll dance
Jem: I'll be yours and you'll be mi-i-i-ine
Maia: We won't look back,
Tessa: Take my hand and we will shi-i-i-ine
Tessa, Jem and Maia: Oh, oh, oh
Maia: She needs a wild heart
Tessa: She needs a wild heart
Jem: I've got a wild heart
Jace: Those songs SO do not suit you guys
Jem: How why?
Jace: *exchanges glances with Will*
Will: Well... you three are kinda... tame
Maia: Tame?
Maia: TAME?!
Will: uh
Maia: YOU REALLY THINK I'M TAME??!?!???
Will: uh--I mean--
Maia: HUH???????
Will:
Maia:
Will:
Maia: yeh, I can see that, actually
Will: O-kay
Simon: I hate the Vamps
Everyone: GASP
Clary: OHH, CECILIA!
Simon: That's not even their song! That's a Simon and Garfunkle song
Will: heh
Will: Garfunkle
Clary: OH SIMON-LA, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART, YOU'RE BEING SO MEAN TO YOUR BESTIEEEE...
Simon: *not how the song goes
Magnus Bane has joined the conversation
Magnus: uggghhh...
Clary: What's up, Magnus?
Magnus: I just woke up in the sink wearing only a bra and a left ski boot on my right foot
Everyone: ...
Clary: I'm not sure how to respond to that.
Magnus: Oh yeah, and I'm hung over and my apartment looks like a bomb site
Magnus: What the hell HAPPENED last night...?
Everyone: Wake up in the morning
With the sunlight in my eyes,
No, my head don't feel so bright,
What the hell happened last night?
Yeah, last night think we were dancing,
Singing all our favourite songs.
Think I might have kissed someone.
And if tomorrow never comes
We had last night.Magnus: Um
Magnus: what did I miss...?
Jace: Oh, nurfin ;)
Ed: SING
Everyone: *sings*
Jem: Anyway
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The Vamps should be WAY more popular. Like, what.
This Chat is dedicated to Captor_and_Pyrope, who came up with the idea for the chapter. Although I changed it a LOT, you were still the person who suggested this. Tanks!!!
~V
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FanfictionJust a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoH...