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DONT SMOKE.! IT DO THE BAD STUFF TO THAT OH-ZONE WHATS THE EINSTEIN INVENTED BACK IN THE 1600S..! WITHOUT THE OH-ZONE WE WOULD NOT HAVE A CANADA
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Jace: Haha wtf XD
Will: Dude you're so weird :P
Simon: The Einstein did not invent the ozone! The Einstein itself was not even invented until 1879
Simon: And we'll still have Canada. It just won't be snowy. And then the Canadian people would stop saying 'eh'.
Vanessa: Canada is already not snowy!!!
Simon: You lie!
Vanessa: uh, I live in Canada. There was literally no snow all last winter in Vancouver
Simon: O.O! HOW EVEN
Simon: ZOMG MY LIFE IS A LIEEE
Simon: NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THAT CANADIAN PEOPLE DONT SAY 'EH'
Vanessa: Nope, we say eh. A lot.
Simon: Phew, okay.
Will: What am I even reading.
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Magnus: OHMAGAD Canadian bacon is so perfluffly fabulousamaze
Will: Let that word go, Magnus! It's so last chapter
Magnus: What, perfluffle?
Will: No, fabulousamaze. Perfluffle is still cool
Magnus: I AM THE TRENDSETTER HERE
Alec: STOP SHOUTING
Magnus: HYCAPRIT
Alec: SHOUTER
Magnus: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Jace: ...?
Will: gawd not this again
Magnus: #HACK #GLITTERBOMB
Alec Lightwood tried to swim in lava, thanks to Magnus Bane, and now Alec Lightwood is dead
Isabelle: WHAT THE HADES
Isabelle: DID YOU FREAKING KILL MY BROTHER
Magnus: Nope. I just hackered his Facebook and made it LOOK like he were dead
Isabelle: Oh, okay. I won't kill you, then. ;)
Magnus: I am not sure if that was a serious remark...?
Jace: We don't joke about killing.
Simon: WHAM! BAM! SMASH! IMMA KILL YUOO!!!
Jace: Except for Simon. Simon jokes a lot about killing.
Jace: He is still a mundie to me.
Clary: *nerd
Harry: *muggle
Clary: Hi, Harry
Harry: Heyy! Clary! How ya been?
Ginny: DO NOT TALK TO THAT OTHER LIL REDHEAD GIRL HARRY
Harry: Okay.
Harry: Clary, I am not talking to you.
Clary: Okay. Bye!
Harry: Bye!
Harry: Call me! ;)
Ginny: BLARRGH
Harry Potter has left the conversation
Ginny Weasley has left the conversation
Jace: I don't like that guy.
Tessa: REALLY??? I LURRVE HAM
Will: How is your loving ham relevent to any of this?
Tessa: *facepam*
Will: You facepam!
Will: YOUTWITFACE!
Magnus: Anyway.
Jem: GLITTERBOMB
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Thank you, SarcasticMind, for writing perfluffle instead of perfuffle in the comments. It is literally way more amazing. I have no idea if you did that on purpose or not, but it is like genius.
Did any of you notice the Minecraft refefrence? Jes checkin. ^*3
Anyway, yeh! Baii!
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